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Paul Brittain

@paulbrittain.bsky.social

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Comedy. Actor. Writer. Chicago guy. Saturday Night Live/SNL/Comedy Bang Bang/Killing Gunther/ The Simpsons

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 5d

20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 5d

A Coors Light even

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 5d

17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 5d

17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 5d

Jazzy Jeff woulda hit that out

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11d

Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11d

*Alan Partridge voice* "the camera angles"

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 29

Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 29

Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 29

Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 29

Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 28

I think yeah. That.

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 28

crap. the issue here is that I simply cannot wait

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 28

Can't wait!

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 27

exactly

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 26

Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 20

Demanding they write "Marco Rubio has strong muscles" on my Starbucks cup and calling the F.B.I. if they won't

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 20

Could move it to North Korea, for example

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · Sep 20

Oops www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

Bob Iger’s Wife, Willow Bay, May Have to Move Her Free Speech Fundraiser

A fundraiser for Willow Bay's International Women's Media Foundation, planned to take place at the power couple's Brentwood home next month, may have to relocate after her husband yanks Jimmy Kimmel o...

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · Sep 19

AP-NORC poll | 9/11-9/15

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+7)
Approve 39% (-6)

(shift since last poll)

apnorc.org/projects/pes...

Pessimism about the direction of the country is growing among Republicans - AP-NORC

Forty-nine percent of Republicans say things in the United States are heading the right direction down from 75% in June.

apnorc.org

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 6

😂 😂 "If I had mentioned Eric Rohmer in the locker room, John Madden would've backhand slapped me and docked me a week's pay."

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 6

We'll have the aging former Oakland Raider turned private detective make wisecracks about Eric Rohmer, in case anyone forgets what decade it is

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Sep 6

the seventiesest picture

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Aug 22

"Next thing you know they're gonna change the name to ANYONE Barrel!!!"

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Aug 17

Took them like a hundred years to invent "3 assembly lines"?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Aug 15

VHS Generation

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Aug 15

See guys, Sean Duffy was right to be afraid of the Subway

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · Aug 14

AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · Aug 14

Woot woot!