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Paul Brittain
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Comedy. Actor. Writer. Chicago guy. Saturday Night Live/SNL/Comedy Bang Bang/Killing Gunther/ The Simpsons
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20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you
A Coors Light even
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
Jazzy Jeff woulda hit that out
Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency
*Alan Partridge voice* "the camera angles"
Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever
Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
crap. the issue here is that I simply cannot wait
Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like
Demanding they write "Marco Rubio has strong muscles" on my Starbucks cup and calling the F.B.I. if they won't
😂 😂 "If I had mentioned Eric Rohmer in the locker room, John Madden would've backhand slapped me and docked me a week's pay."
We'll have the aging former Oakland Raider turned private detective make wisecracks about Eric Rohmer, in case anyone forgets what decade it is
"Next thing you know they're gonna change the name to ANYONE Barrel!!!"
Took them like a hundred years to invent "3 assembly lines"?
See guys, Sean Duffy was right to be afraid of the Subway
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN