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@paulmart1n84.bsky.social

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Paul 👋🏻🖖🏻 Accountant 👨🏻‍💻🧮 Nerdy Gaymer 🤓🕹️ Gay Cis Man (He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈💅🏻🚬🐐 Level 41 🗓️🎂 NYC (Brooklyn) 🏠🗽 Half 🇰🇷 Half 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 Occasionally NSFW 👀🤭 Insta: @paulmart1n84

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 11d

Reintroduction thread:

Name: Paul

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Location: NYC (Brooklyn)

Interests: Legos/Broadway/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Anime… general nerdom

Vocation: Auditing/Corporate Accounting

Selfie at my home office desk with my arms crossed and a bit a bear face

Selfie in my entryway mirror flexing my bicep in workout clothes

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 54m

Nothing like sciatica pain AND a migraine to end the weekend on…

Someone please come put me out of my misery 😣😭

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1h

Damn it migraine… no one invited you 😩

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 4h

Wang images?!?!

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 6h

My contribution: me as a pumpkin

🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Me in red flannel holding my carved pumpkin and giving the bottom face and fingers

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 10h

Something something trains

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 10h

Serving lumberjack trade as I hobble off to Queens to carve pumpkins. Pray for me to get through the storm on the way home later 😬

Entryway mirror selfie wearing gray jeans, a red flannel, and bass pro shop hat.

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

My name is nothing, please do me 🥵

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

My anus is bleeding?!

Yay!

a drawing of a group of clouds dancing in a row .

Alt: GIF of a group of clouds dancing in a row from don Hertzfeld’s rejected commercials animation

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Currently seeking a qualified candidate:

☑️: to provide me with an iota of passing interest
☑️: is ideally emotionally available but probably not
☑️: to shower me with affection then take it all away

Please submit your applications now. Serious inquiries only*

*ᴡɪʟʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴅᴄʀᴜᴍʙ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I am:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I like how this has come full circle because if you click through you’re already in this thread once 😅

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Once again ordering junk food because between the sciatica pain and the rest of my depressing life, I just can’t be bothered to care anymore 🫠

Drawing of a skeleton lying face down on a couch. Text above reads:

“I can’t wait for my day off
Me on my day off:”

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t get tagged by anyone either, but I fully expected that 🥲

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Smash

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I grew up quick, made a lot of mistakes along the way, heck I still am.

One day at a time. One foot before the other.

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t often share my coming out story…

Basically was outed by my dad having a backdoor into my computer and monitoring my emails…

Dropped out of college and got a job and was on my own at 19.

Didn’t talk to my family for 5 years.

We’ve come along way, but it was a lot of trauma. 😔

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Kermit the frog with its hands stretching its puppeteer hand slot open wide

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Whoever has my voodoo doll… please give it a little kiss on the forehead…

ᵀʰᵉⁿ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ᶦᵗˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Too many to count, but off the top of my head a few that immediately come to mind are

@pjr2.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
@jokerpajamas.top
@ajhood.bsky.social

spooky lukey 🎃 @buffyfanboy.bsky.social · 1d

tag a bloomf you think is beautiful x

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Hobbled my broken ass to CVS to buy a proper heating pad 🥲

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

🫂🫂🫂

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I think this gray rainy weather has made my decision for me…

I do not wish to venture out in this, plus my back and butt are still tight and sore with sciatica pain 😑

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Damn co-star… that was the most accurate read ever 🫠🥲

Screenshot of co-star horoscope that reads:

Try to tigure out what a healthy relationship looks like.

The people you're drawn to romantically are often wrong for you. Stop mistaking intensity for love. That electric feeling isn't chemistry—it's your body recognizing familiar dysfunction. Real connection feels calm, not chaotic.

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Debating if I have it in me to go to a social event this afternoon or not… 🫤

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

It me… you’re supposed to board a flight immediately to NYC. Thank you in advance 😌

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