Paul Newton
@paulnewton.bsky.social
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Writer of many moderately ridiculous screenplays including the short film Leggo My Soul and the feature film Haunted House of Pancakes.
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paulnewton.bsky.social
Would you accept something from a poorly illuminated lagoon?
paulnewton.bsky.social
Yes, and also where are all the R-rated films for these teens to want to see but they are told that they can't. That shit can plant some real seeds in a young mind. Make them yearn and scheme to see films and then it triggers an extra pleasure center when they finally get to watch it!
paulnewton.bsky.social
He is the physical embodiment of failure.
paulnewton.bsky.social
Happy birthday! Keep that momentum growing!
paulnewton.bsky.social
That's fair. Sucks for me, but totally fair. The festival game is a pricey endeavor. Fun as hell, but those travel costs add up fast. Awesome that you and your team at least got the theater experience though.
paulnewton.bsky.social
If you've got a short, or he'll even a feature, that you want to make, don't wait make that thing! It doesn't even have to be great (bonus points if it is of course). You'd be surprised by all the good things that can come from making something and getting it in front of people.
screenwritermac.bsky.social
Alright, the universe has spoken. I’m gonna film my horror short next year. There, I said it. Now it has to happen, right?
paulnewton.bsky.social
Now it's on my radar. It better happen!
paulnewton.bsky.social
At the core, my writing is intended to be a mirror to the world and speak to the truths that many of us don't have the words to convey on our own.
paulnewton.bsky.social
Fair enough, I'm willing to roll the dice on this one.
paulnewton.bsky.social
Are you taking it to the festivals? This film is just begging to be seen with an audience.
paulnewton.bsky.social
Are you telling me that I could see your film and retain possession of BOTH of my kidneys? That sounds like the deal of the century!
paulnewton.bsky.social
I would love to attend but how could I afford access to such an exclusive screening experience?
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ooccouchgags.bsky.social
Haunted House of Pancakes
Similar to Carved, this knows what it wants to be as a low budget B horror movie and while there is definitely some short comings with it's budget, it does at least have some fun with what it can to make a decent watch if you can vibe with it
paulnewton.bsky.social
Guess which movie is at least somewhat decent!
ooccouchgags.bsky.social
Tripe feature today and all of them have a low budget with only one being somewhat decent, here's Creeper in the Woods, Bozzo in the Woods and Haunted House of Pancakes
paulnewton.bsky.social
A page is a page. The numbers are not there to be questioned.
paulnewton.bsky.social
Great film, man! So much fun.
paulnewton.bsky.social
Love that you for the opportunity to see your film on the big screen with an audience. Congrats!
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screamqueenz.bsky.social
#CurrentlyWatching

HAUNTED HOUSE OF PANCAKES

An evil waffle iron wreakes havoc on Halloween at a run down diner by unleashing demonic waffle monsters

Deliciously low rent silliness that leans into its low budgetiness for hilariousy derpy puppet work & effects.
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baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Why don’t we stop letting him be president now?
grudgie.bsky.social
Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.
sethcotlar.bsky.social
Guys. I just had a crazy idea. What if the President DIDN’T deploy troops in American cities. Just a thought. Have we tried that before?
paulnewton.bsky.social
Same, I dug it too. I feel like a lot of the flack came from the shift in genre. This one pretty much abandoned the horror and became an action/comedy. If you weren't aware going in, it can be hard to get past unmet expectations.
paulnewton.bsky.social
If you aren't angry at what our country has become please consult a cardiologist because clearly your heart is defective.
dlknowles.bsky.social
I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America
paulnewton.bsky.social
It was great meeting you too! Best of luck with getting The Little Death out into people's eyeballs (and inevitably their hearts).

Can't wait to see what you do next!
paulnewton.bsky.social
This was a beautiful film. Keep an eye out for it.

Congrats, Andrew!
andrewmcardozo.bsky.social
My film, The Little Death, won Best Short at Legendary Fest (@legendaryfest.com)!

Thank you to my fellow filmmakers who made this fest so special (also HUGE thanks to @kellyxasher.bsky.social for encouraging me to apply + @jasonragosta.bsky.social for the incredible graphic) 🖤

#scriptsky #filmsky
The Official Poster for The Little Death (2023). 

Two young lovers run along a sunny beach, holding hands. The light is soft and dreamy. Written & Directed by Andrew Cardozo. Starring Benjamin Barrera and Jesse Gallagher. 

HorrOrigins + Legendary Fest Border Art by the talented Jason Ragosta.