Ollie with the Commissions Open
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🔞 18+ ONLY | Platypus Furry | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Nudist | Nonbinary | 32y | Cartoon Character In Real | banned from birdsite for suggesting we as a community kill Ron Desantis
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Did you know you can commission me? $50 for a full color scene with one character! $25 for a PFP/icon!
An offspring token for use in magic: the gathering A PFP of a human turning into a mermaid A ref sheet of my fursona
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#WARNING: The CPSC is warning consumers to immediately stop using HolyBase Infant Walkers. The walkers: fit through a standard doorway, fail to stop at the edge of a step, and have leg openings that allow a child to slip down until the child's head can become entrapped. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
HolyBase infant walker.
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Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:

MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.

Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We are at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
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Little doodle I did as a warm up based on a sexy ass outfit that @2gay4this.bsky.social wore and was super kind enough to share the pics with me. Btw if y’all like, witchy bears check out Brujito, his fits are always stunniiiing, and sexy, did I mention sexy? anyways, enjoy!
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What options do I have for "oral fixation fidget" and "breathing regulation" that aren't vaping (bad for you) or smoking (bad for you and smells gross)
Because I've run so many magic events, my instinct to address a group of people is to say "Magic Players!"

At least it's gender-neutral
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Hey y'all. Val is having a hard time finding a job and doordashing is only getting us so far. On top of that, the housing situation we moved into is not working out. We need help!!
I've had to extend our GoFundMe for two reasons: We are unexpectedly having to move AGAIN, and potential job opportunities are giving me the runaround, so I'm already short on bills. We just cannot catch a break. Please help us!

www.gofundme.com/f/help-val-o...
Donate to Help Val & Ollie Stay Housed, organized by Valya Galaktika
Hi there. My partner Ollie and I have been struggling financially for years now, and have… Valya Galaktika needs your support for Help Val & Ollie Stay Housed
www.gofundme.com
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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"It is said that an upstart warrior king once united the territories around his own, simply by inviting would-be vassals to bathe with him in the river.

They always left inspired to obey. To offer their fealty."

| #gayart | #nsfw | #bara |
In a forested creek, a beefy king with mutton chops and a moustache, wearing only a cloak and crown, tenderly holds the head of his vassal, a more slim-built, sandy-haired man.

The thinner man is crouched at his feet, looking up at the king in devotion.

And, also, the king's got a freakin' heavy hog swingin' right at face height.
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Can someone pay some Etsy witches to heal my IBS for my birthday
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Kero Kero Cowboy is releasing on Steam NOVEMBER 17th! 🐸🤠

Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/3884910/...
Sometimes you lose 4 games in a row on Marvel Rivals and you consider uninstalling
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This is a larger 50x52” piece from very early on in this series. I was painting very lose and fast. Still a favorite personally. It never sold so it’s hanging in my studio.
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
Turns into a bug and crawls on the underside of a rock

My home now 🪨
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These gators and crocs I drew in 2017, which one is your favorite?
As long as I still draw breath, as long as my heart still beats, something is keeping me alive. I feel the air take up space in my lungs. I feel the blood pump through my veins. Something is keeping me alive. Something is keeping me alive.