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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 9h

That's a herniAARGH!

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 3d

Actual night shots make it even better. I'll be turning up the scream closer to Halloween so nobody is used to it.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 3d

Now

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 3d

"All files end .akira"

Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 3d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”

Eleanor G @zaichishka.bsky.social · 3d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 4d

a man yawning while talking on a cell phone with the word show above his head

ALT: a man yawning while talking on a cell phone with the word show above his head

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 7d

Clearly the answer is to build more shelves.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 9d

I love my fiance Amy

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11d

Shocking that Language Roulette is only good for creating an endless pile of garbage when in its very design is a mandate to lie and make things up instead of saying "I don't know"

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11d

Is it the device, or is it you?

The Gabriel Effect - Penny Arcade share.google/64sdjDklX0YT...

The Gabriel Effect - Penny Arcade

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11d

They wanted the IP. They got everything. It's the cost of late stage capitalism that everything will consolidate. In the end, even the guillotine will be from the Disney store.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11d

It's technical. It doesn't make sense for them to have multiple streaming platforms as the keep on the backend is enormous. Keeping ESPN separate makes sense for a sale in the future, but tv and movies? Put them all in one place.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 13d

The Eyrewood is real, it just isn't here.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15d

A shoebox? Decadence.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15d

Sir, how dare you utter such a vile accuracy.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 16d

Why are you choosing to be as useless as a marzipan dildo? How is it possible to be this unaware without missing large pieces of your brain?

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18d

White Castle is fucking mid.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18d

Is it a System to buy 40 identical pairs of socks so that you never have to match them after doing laundry?

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 19d

Somebody used the phrase "Christmas in September" and the parade flashed in my head.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 20d

I disagree. Surely the larger horror comes from the struggling, the doing everything possible, everything right, only to die anyway. Inevitability.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 22d

I mean, they were *creating* the paperwork. "I own this, I own this, here is my paper proving it...no, yours don't count, they aren't English."

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 24d

Divine Pre-Boarding.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 24d

They could have increased the salary minimum, which would mean better wages for US workers in those areas. Instead it's a "fee" that no doubt gets waived if you pledge fealty.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

Ask anyway. They may let you go month to month until they find someone.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 29d

Soon...

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