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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 14h

It’ll be the rich ones once it all kicks off.

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 14h

Plenty of meat out there, Dave. It’s all just walking around in malls and or at church. You just have to make a small moral adjustment. I’ve never looked back tbh.

Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone is going to notice you’re serving crackless meat, Dave. They’ll call you Shit-Meat-Dave behind your back and to your face. 😭

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 16h

The tongues are real, ladies.

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 16h

You know what Dave needs? Our much sought after help, buddy.

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 18h

For Dave it would be meat and crack. #FloridianElixir

Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 19h

Ah lovely stuff. There’s no injuries that a tug on the old inhaler won’t mend. I chose to believe that it’s a cannabis concentrate mixed with paracetamol that I’m chugging on.

Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 21h

It really is, buddy. If you’re playing it like me, you’ll want components galore. Get the double jump from a ripper doc as soon as possible. 👍🏻

Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 22h

If so, then her cup runneth over. She’s more meth than human now.

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 1d

😭😭😭

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 1d

No! No! It’s been nearly a decade since you put a ferret up my butt! Never again! No!

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve just ordered a meth from Amazon. Holly caused this. Get it trending. #HollyCausedThis

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a woman sitting at a table with the words you win this round behind her

Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 1d

But she’s relentless, buddy, and she never seems to run out of meth. Holly has worn me down with her constant attacks.

I… I’m even thinking of taking a meth to cope with the situation.

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah that’s pretty good actually. 😡

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Peepers @peepers.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t believe you were credited as Holly Gotightly.

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