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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III

@peezkyweezky.bsky.social

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Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin internet stuff, move it along (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · Mar 14

If you’ve paid attention to anything in the past 6 months,

Have you considered communist revolution?

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · Jun 4

If you’re over 35 and you don’t own a home, have you considered communist revolution?

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 16m

Don’t ever change 😉

Unless you want anything about you to matter.

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 21m

Onions : Grilled

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

Threads is like a dead mall on the outskirts of a dying town that still for some reason has a Kinkos

If you ever need to go there, you regret it the whole way

worm adderall @wormmo.de · 5h

My brain decided pretty early on that it sounded like the walmart of posting, and I never signed up

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1h

I’m thinking yeah, it’s burger time

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Feels like Burger Time what do you guys think?

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1h

Don’t do that

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1h

So why are you alone wasting your time 🎶
When you could be with me wasting your time

I am a motherfucker (text over a feisty bearded gnome in red hat with dukes up)

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 2h

it’s OK with me (😶‍🌫️

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Collectively,” farts

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Something something buy my No Kings branded bags

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Nobody thought after the metaverse they could do it again.

But they know how to DIG

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

The rules are just for the ones where the rules aim their guns

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 11h

I just realized I haven’t been invited to a wedding in 3 years…

Couldn’t be me. It must be… everybody else

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 11h

There are no rules when it comes to daydrinking in nice clothes.

Those are prime flask conditions

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 11h

A young(?) Tim Pool with a dialog bubble

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Okay, normally I would agree with you, but this one’s just too important and Gavin Newsome is the reincarnation of FDR so you really need to button your pants up like a big girl and…

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Feels like Burger Time what do you guys think?

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, obviously I’m wearing it to court. Your honor.

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Gonna wear a hot dog costume every day just in case something weird happens and I can start doing the bit

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

It’s Facebook, but with fewer people or things to do!

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry god, not sorry

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Takes a real fucker

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

Okay, Hob Gadling

a woman in a blue and white dress is making a funny face and says `` ok , sure ! ''

ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress is making a funny face and says `` ok , sure ! ''

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

Threads is like a dead mall on the outskirts of a dying town that still for some reason has a Kinkos

If you ever need to go there, you regret it the whole way

worm adderall @wormmo.de · 5h

My brain decided pretty early on that it sounded like the walmart of posting, and I never signed up

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

I want no part of that shit

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t like death. Sorry to be controversial, I know it’s all cycles and renewal and shit but nah, if I was god it wouldna gone down like that

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

They’re just spelled a little differently, it’s all in there. The ancient ones knew