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phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social
SanDeE*
@phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social
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When I told my husband to take out the trash I sure as hell didn't mean you 🌈
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 1h
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 9h
Look at my cat.
An orange tabby cat laying on a bunched up gray blanket on a couch
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 10h
Still this presumably got past multiple sets of adult eyes before it rolled in a parade and nobody thought to say “hold up”
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 13h
I think about how many adults saw this and said “this is fine” before it rolled in a parade.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 1d
Halloween ends with Ween so enjoy an excellent song www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nZm...
The Mollusk
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 1d
If I didn’t have a front porch I was sitting on I don’t know if I’d get a single knock!
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 1d
My second-favorite episode of Squidbillies is the Halloween episode.

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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 1d
The most cursed sandwich
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Jenn Manley Lee @jennmanleylee.bsky.social · 2d
Halloween decoration on a green lawn with yellow and brown scattered leaves. There is a fake black grave marker with white text which says “I Did My Own Research.” In front of the grave marker are two plastic skeletal hans and forearms that are positioned as if they are clawing up from below the grass.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is one of the best pieces of camp cinema ever bestowed upon our society.
a woman with long black hair is sitting at a table holding a piece of paper and looking at it .
ALT: a woman with long black hair is sitting at a table holding a piece of paper and looking at it .
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
Forks!
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
Aeromexico, sweetie, what now?
A website asking if my trip has connecting flights and the options to answer are "no" and "forks"
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
Definitely not disproving the "everyone is 12 years old" hypothesis. Bomb go boom! Fuck yeah, I'm 12!
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 2d
Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate.

Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
Yes and as I see it the entire board starts knifing each other the second he kicks. It won't be good for anyone because it's still chaos, but it at least makes them hurt too.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
Last time tradwives were any real percentage of American households there were much better drugs.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
I don't think all-stick-no-carrot works for anybody but him though, and it's not even really working right now by most indicators.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 2d
I suspect half could be emails as per custom.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 3d
Nerds Gropes
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 3d
I remember how absolutely crushed tired I would be after a regular office shift under fluorescent lights. I'd come home and take naps more often than not. Simply being in that environment was incredibly draining.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 3d
The same amount of slacking happens either place, only at home I can get things done. Instead of talking about nothing with people I wouldn't choose to be around, I can do laundry or load the dishwasher.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 3d
I suspect at least 90% of the other employees would wonder why the fuck Anne Frank got painted over and bring pitchforks considering the current political environment.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 4d
Rich boomers with coastal property are apparently the ones he listens to. Can we get them to care about dead kids or just distant windmills? (This is of course rhetorical I know the answer.)
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 4d
NYC mayoral race reaching "eats rice wrong" levels of petty wasn't on my bingo. They really got nothing, do they.
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SanDeE* @phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social · 4d
"Why was there an armed guard at the entrance to the candy store that only had adults in it?"
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