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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11h

Sandy bout to build a whole new team from the ground up!!!!

Let’s go #WNBAyyeeeeee

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 1d

Same farmers many who actually are loaded from government subsidies and bailouts over the years that they didn’t pass on to the “illegals” working their farms that they then voted to get illegally detained off the streets and deported somewhere.

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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 1d

Here is it. Here’s the truth.

Dumber People Annoy Smarter People.

People who process info slower Annoy People who Process Information Faster

People who can’t remember shit Infuriate People who can remember things esp important things

That’s the truths. It’s not about being pompous, or snarky.

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 1d

You can be great.
Until you’re a bitch.

Yes I’m talking to the comedians who claimed to stand for something here but then went and did that even for the Saudis.

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 1d

This whole country suffers from advanced short term memory loss.

Yesterday was NOT the first time AWS took the whole damn internet down.

And yet everyone is not worried about the cloud monopoly it’s always held over your favorite sites and govt sites.

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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 6d

Scheduling an appointment 6 months in advance to still have to wait 50 minutes to see the doctor is ridiculous.

Absolutely asinine.

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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 6d

Doctor’s Appt. - 10:30
Check-in Time - 10:23
Taken Back Time - 11:47
Actual time I finally see the doctor - still waiting… it’s 11:20.

Name any other service where this is acceptable?

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 7d

UnPOPUlar opinion:

You don’t have to go on Married At First Sight or Love is Blind to go and try on wedding dresses with yo girls and family.

Ok.

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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10d

Oh damn I finished season 1 of Doc.

This is the most family friendly Doctor drama series I’ve ever seen. It’s luke good.

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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10d

I think watching this doctor show after watching The Pitt was a bad idea lmao

I’m judging all these doctors.

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10d

DOC is a doctor show that doesn’t really wanna be a doctor show. Once you ignore the doctor stuff it’s a really good show about how people just be acting terrible for the smallest reasons . Except that one episode about SV. Everything that happened in that episode was justified

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11d

I wish my Roomba had the voice of a black grandma and said things like
“Hey baybeh, I seem to be trapped here under this couch now. Now either you can help me or the God lord gone be fixing to shower me with blessings in his house soon”

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11d

Uh oh
Fart.

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12d

Cathy looks awkward af.

Must be weird to stand up there a celebrate with a bunch of women you don’t feel deserve to be treated better or paid better.

Oh shit they’re boo’ing her and giving her the middle finger!!!!!

WNBA Finals