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philford.bsky.social
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@philford.bsky.social
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Just me and my cat 🐈 He/him Ig: philford88 📍London, UK
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philford.bsky.social
confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · Nov 24
So hot I might die 🛀🏻
A photo of a hairy bald man with a ginger beard sat in a bubble bath
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 46m
Omg what did Tina say? #humpday
Photo of a bald and bearded gay man in a green Nike jockstrap.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2h
I keep thinking about this
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 14h
I miss my old CBT therapist. She was a babe
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 16h
Me
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
(I just dribbled)
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Also not sure why I need to be numbed for several hours for a 10 min procedure 😭😭
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Pretending my internet is also Vodafone if work ask x
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 1d
Just had a filling and my lips feel huge
pixee fox living cartoon has a picture of a woman
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
I'm in a bad mood (I'm helping a colleague with interviews that start at 10 and he isn't even here yet) so it's just making me more agitated.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
Not in my usual office today and the meeting room I'm in is obviously above the Bakerloo line and it's actually very annoying
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
The Victoria line is so loud that my earphones think someone is talking 😭😭
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
Another weekend over. Can't cope.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
Stop it!
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
💀💀💀💀
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
(I'm much older than 31!!)
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
Is my bank trying to flirt with me?
Screenshot from Lloyds Bank showing a photo of post author with the age calculator showing 31.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 2d
"good service" 🤔🤔🤔
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
One of us will win but who will it be
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
Now I just need to be under you
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
There's a Calm app advert on Instagram and it's like "look at the end of the tunnel and breathe" and I'm sorry is this meant to calm me down because the end of the tunnel moves around the screen and doesn't stay in the right place and makes me less calm 😅
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
My cough keeps giving me the hiccups 😭😭
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
Feeling racey and lacey 😇
Photo of a man's legs and butt in a blue lace detailed jock strap.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
Oh he's Brazilian
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
Oh Hugo 😍 I sent the below only today 😅
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 3d
You look very handsome here let's kiss
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