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joe not joseph

@phlosito.bsky.social

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‼️18+/NSFW (sometimes)‼️ - 33 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇹he/they - BLM and Free Palestine - horror movies and backshots pls 🔥- gaymer and movie buff too ❤️ an alt 💋- fuck t*ump

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joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · Nov 10

Reintroduction thread:

Name: Joe
Pronouns: He/They
Location: Philly
Interests: Satoshi Kon, music of all types, dance floors, illustration, video games, horror, drag
Vocation: Retail in the day/being a fierce diva at night
Also this will def be a NSFW account so no minors, no shade!
#promosky

Lil selfie, love wearing my elf ears when I can! Also added a generous helping of blush and glitter :)

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 23h

The straight ppl can get a tshirt w a piece of paper on it no shade 😭😭

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 23h

one thing abt me ive always loved my legs 😘

Pic of my legs in a green jock

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 1d

Played Blades in the Dark and night and it was rly fun!! I liked how it wasn’t so number crunch-y and rewarded improv

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 1d

Guy in my building hit me up last night and fucked my throat just the way I like 😮‍💨

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 1d

Literally same I went to bed after 2 and now I’m wide awake with no headache or anything 🤨

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 1d

Just got invited to my first orgy tmmrw

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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 4d

trick or treat #art (wallpapers below!)

A drawing of black cats and Halloween candy

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4d

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 6d

😻😻😻

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 8d

Just took a call at work and ofc a new rep told the customer all the wrong stuff I’m over it! Give me my damn weekend neow!

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glade butt plug-ins™ @finesseshot.bsky.social · 10d

chatgpt is a text adventure game for idiots

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 10d

And if I said she had the best release last week when a ton of new music came out?

Like What’s Your Pleasure this is giving late night afters 😍😍😍

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 10d

Now what tf am I gonna be for Halloween?

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Joanna Nuisance @xxlphillyswitch.bsky.social · 12d

Throatzilla > Throat Goat

and not just cuz it’s not produced by Dr. L*ke

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 11d

Got to serenade my best friend who got married this past weekend AND I looked cunt doing it 🥰

Me in a red dress shirt with a corset and a black skirt with tendrils. Also wearing some fun heels.

A Polaroid of me singing in a banquet hall.

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Shan🔞in Patre0n @shan.bsky.social · 12d

🍬🏩🩷🩵💛🏩🍬

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 13d

Well go on…pull it to the side and get all up in it 👅

Me in a black thong

Me in a black thong showing my hole

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 13d

Art by • Yuriko Ohno

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 16d

Been slowly making progress at the gym so been happy about that 🥰🤩

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 16d

Pre-wedding touch up 🥰

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 17d

State of play was a a flop but what else is new 😭

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 18d

There I go needing a dick in my mouth again 😮‍💨

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 20d

I did get one actually all is right with the universe ☺️🤣

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 20d

Back at you sexy 💋💋💋💋😍😍

joe not joseph @phlosito.bsky.social · 20d

🚨🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨🚨 Send kisses ASAP 💋💋💋