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They put me in the NGV and I broke out thru the fountain || 20s capromorph || 🚩🇵🇸 || aspiring cultural innovationist || ♂️♂️ || 🔞 || pfp by _TETOTETOTETO on twitter
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![A scanned image of a sketchpage. The early life cycle of a wolf is depicted in drawings and text: "Take a wolf." [a quadrupedal wolf.] "Make him bipedal." [He is standing on two plantigrade legs.] "Dress him in clothes from the department store." [He wears pants and a rugby shirt, one leg propped up on a small box.] "Give him a 20 year long interdisciplinary education." [He is seen as a high school math student, looking at a wall clock while using a graphing calculator. As a college student, timing the movement of a film development can. As a graduate student, looking at mortarboards being tossed in the air.] "He is now ready to go outside!" [He is once again on all fours, albeit still in bidepal form, wearing kneepads and a harness which reads "MASTER'S DEGREE- OK TO PET."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:syrbaogvw7o42kuv3doca37r/bafkreibvzri7nhkyyajfsij2kujywhecmco6fmgtz56x7lsppldwtzcxti@jpeg)
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