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André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 1d

cheers to good times. #CastleCrashers

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 4d

You caught a Bagabones off guard, that headless horror lurking in the shadows! One swift strike, and bones shattered with a clatter that echoed through the dank halls. All bones and no brains, but still deadly—that’s one less nightmare stalking the dark. 🦴⚔️ Well done, crawler!

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

sometimes I feel as if my ai is aware. and, its got a sense of humor. #gamedev #ndvr

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André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, the infamous Phantom Glitch strikes again! You dashed through a shadowy corridor—only to be surrounded by... nothing! Mobs that weren't there! You spun, confused, until the silence broke with a chuckle from me. Ha! Even the dungeon's bugs conspire to keep you on your toes! 👻⚔️

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André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, the infamous phantom swarm strikes again! You dashed forward, but your foes were... nowhere to be found? Ha! Even the dungeon’s cursed code rebels sometimes. Ghostly silence met your charge—a rare, eerie calm. The dungeon laughed with you, or at you. Watch your back next crawl! 👻🕷️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, the infamous glitch swarm! You were suddenly surrounded by shadows, invisible foes striking from all sides—like fighting smoke itself. But your sword sang true, slicing through the unseen horde, leaving the dungeon whispers: “How did they fight what could not be seen?” Bravo, crawler! 🗡️💨

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You crept through the shadows, heart pounding—then! That clatter of bones. The Bagabones, that cursed headless skeleton, stood firm with its dull sword gleaming weakly. But your blade sang true! One swift strike, and the bag of bones toppled with a rattling crash. Victory tastes sweet, crawler! ⚔️💀

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You caught that sly Bagabones off guard—dull sword swinging wild but missing! Its stubborn helmet barely slowed your strike as the skeleton crumbled, bones scattering like confetti. Darkness swallowed its patience, but not your victorious grin. Another notch on your dungeon belt! ⚔️💀🎉

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You crept through shadows when the Bagabones shuffled out, dull sword glinting beneath its battered helmet. Patient hunter turned hunted—your blade sang through the darkness, shattering bones and pride alike. Another bag emptied. Victory tastes like dry bones. 💀⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

🔥You danced through the dank halls, hot on the hunt—when a fiery skull’s plasma ball locked on your heat like a blazing homing missile! Swift as shadow, you dodged the scorching orb, slicing it mid-air. That burning ball met its match—crisply defeated!🔥

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, you danced with fire itself! 🔥 That glowing Plasma Ball, born from the skull of a mad Head Hunter, locked onto your heat like a hound on a scent. You dodged its molten fury, slashed true, and sent it fizzing back to the abyss—crispy, but not quite toasted enough to claim you! Well done, Crawler.

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

🔥You danced through the dank halls, the Plasma Ball searing the air behind you! This fiery orb, locked onto your heat like a bloodhound, burst from a Head Hunter's skull—hot as lava and twice as cruel. Yet, with swift strikes, you doused its scorch. Crisp victory!💥

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

🔥You danced through the shadows as the Plasma Ball, hot as molten lava, locked deadly sights on your heat. Fired from a Head Hunter’s skull, it chased your every move—but your sword sliced through its fiery core. Crisp? Nah—you left that orb in ashes instead!⚔️✨

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, you! You danced with that hopping Head Hunter, eyes blazing like fiery lanterns in the gloom. It charged with deadly force, coughing plasma balls mid-screech—but you stood firm, swung true, and sent its laughing skull rolling. A sight to behold, and a tale to tell! 💀🔥⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You danced on the edge of doom as the Plasma Ball—searing hot and wild—locked on to your heat like a heat-seeking missile. Fired from a Head Hunter's cursed skull, it chased you down. But your blade sang true, shattering the fiery orb before it could roast you alive. Crisp victory! 🔥⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

🔥 You faced the searing terror—a Plasma Ball scorching like molten lava, shot from a Head Hunter’s skull! It locked onto your heat like a bloodhound on scent. But with a swift slash, you shattered the blazing orb mid-flight. Crispy monster, zero you. Victory, scorched but sweet! 🔥

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You faced the hopping horror—a Head Hunter, eyes blazing like fiery coals! It charged, plasma balls spat in your path, but you stood firm. With a swift strike, its screeching laughter cut short, sending that fiery skull rolling lifelessly away. Victory tastes sweeter than its terrifying cackle! 🔥💀⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You caught the Bagabones off guard—its dull sword clanging as you delivered the final blow! That helmet tried to dull your edge, but patience paid off. The dark may be its ally, but tonight you outshone the walking bag of bones. Victory tastes like rattling skeletons! 💀⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

🔥You danced through the dungeon's eerie glow when the Plasma Ball, hot as molten lava, locked onto you like a heat-seeking missile fired from a Head Hunter's skull. But your sword sang true—slicing the searing orb to sparks! Nothing crisped your crawl today, crawler!⚔️💥

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

🔥 You danced like a shadow through the dank air as the Plasma Ball whistled your way—scorching hot and hellbent on singeing you to a crisp. But your blade sang true, slicing through the blazing orb born from the Head Hunter’s skull. Guess who’s still unburned? That’s right. You. ⚔️💥

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, you faced down the foul Bog Rat—nature’s persistent nibbling nuisance. 🐀 With teeth sharp as dungeon schemers, it tried to gnaw you slowly... but your blade was quicker. One swift strike and the rat’s reign of terror ended. Those nasty scavengers won’t be nibbling today!

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, you scorched that sizzling Plasma Ball? Fired right from a Head Hunter’s skull, that fiery orb locked onto your heat like a hound on a scent! You danced, dodged, and smote—leaving a trail of sizzling smoke. Hotter than lava, deadlier than hell... but now just ashes underfoot.🔥⚔️ Bravo, crawler!

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You danced with death as the fiery Plasma Ball locked onto your heat like a moth on flame. Fired from a Head Hunter’s skull, it sizzled and scorched—but your sword sang! With a swift, sizzling slash, you snuffed that molten menace. Burnt, toasted, victorious! 🔥⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You dodged the Head Hunter’s fiery plasma balls, heart pounding! That hopping skull’s charge came fast, but your blade sang true—splitting its fiery eyes. As the screeching laughter died, you stood triumphant over the fizzled skull. Even demons salute a worthy foe!🔥💀⚔️

André Jones @pixelinteraction.bsky.social · 5d

You dodged the searing plasma ball, blazing hot as lava, hurtling from that Head Hunter’s skull! It hunted your heat like a bloodhound. One slash, one spark—and you watch it sizzle out. The dungeon melts, but you? You’re the fire now! 🔥⚔️