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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Apr 11

⠀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄRᴜᴇʟ .
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴇɴTʟᴇ .
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍAᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ
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ʟAᴜɢH .

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FROSTBITE @icebornerenegade.bsky.social · Aug 23

[ Day ruined, the bug exists.]

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Aug 23

bonjour :}

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Aug 17

[ waddling after lightning bugs, servos out and searching, cupping excitedly when he thinks he caught one.
opening his servos to dark disappointment.
tank cannon drooping . ]

mon Dieu .
comme c'est horrible . .

[ luckily, none were accidentally squashed.
because none were caught :[ ]

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

soupir si triste... such a pity, oui?
everybot always says
' that fucking bug that i hate '
and it's never
' how is that fucking bug that i hate ?'

soupir si triste... sigh sigh...sad sad... such tragedy ... [ 😔💔]
pity the me [ 💔 ]

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🌙☆ 𝟦𝖺𝗆 ! ! @achlyspeakr.bsky.social · Jul 18

❪ * 💭❌ that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate—❫

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

[ discussing an acorn, by the way . ]

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

???
excusez-moi [ 🤨🤨 ??? ]

this is my acorn ???
i de-shelled it myself, even !
it was very messy .
but a well-fought war .
this is my token of victory.
ahhhh, oui, oui,
you are just jealous because i have won actual fights, making me more similar to Optimus ... than You 😌

𝙋𝙔𝙍𝙊. ✹ @primusapotheosis.bsky.social · Jul 18

put that away

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

thing ......

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

thing ......

a small bug is sitting on top of a small brown object

ALT: a small bug is sitting on top of a small brown object

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

oui, mon cher ! someone has actual honor here ! i have a call of duty killstreak to protect, after all!!

something i do best not to
. . .
Forget :} .

FROSTBITE @icebornerenegade.bsky.social · Jul 18

Its the rare weevil that shows up to do his job two percent of the time.

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jul 18

a small brown bug is crawling on the ground .

ALT: a small brown bug is crawling on the ground .

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jun 14

he finds pausing very annoying so the more French he can feel comfortable speaking to you, the more comfortable he is with you or he's just trying to comfort himself with the language

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jun 14

GRUG.

when guzzle '..'
pauses
then says something a little afterwards, people think he's just doing that for dramatic effect but really he's just struggling to remember what word he wanted to say in English & either gives up & just goes with the French one anyway or an English term he can remember

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jun 14

as powerful as zou are too,
i'm sure zey ..
apprécient !

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jun 14

it is a tragic life for un petit insecte 😔.. !
[ spoken with the most over-enunciated very blatantly hon hon French accent in the world. too passionate over his fallen soldiers ( bugs ) to try & reel it in ]

it is good to know there is at least someone out zhere who hears & cares for zem, oui .

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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jun 14

je suis tout à fait d'accord, mon ami !
les insectes sont
✨️ magnifiques ✨️ !
ze ladybuugs, ze lightningbugs- ah, i feel a bit bad for them, oui!
they have imposter bugs out there! zey mimic zem! lightningbugs get lured in by the fake ones & eaten!
& fleshies get bit by the fakes & blame ze ladies !

＊　𝓐ɪ̲ʀ̲ʜ̲ᴇ̲ᴀ̲ᴅ̲　・风） @nefelibaka.bsky.social · Jun 14

they are, they’re so silly— i love listening to their conversations, the ladybugs always have the juiciest gossip!

the fireflies too, but they’re way sweeter— fireflies are like little floating angels

Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ . @pneumatixx.bsky.social · Jun 14

bugs are just itty blessings, oui, oui, this -- guzzle agrees 😁