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POKEY THE PENGUIN

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I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE SNOW WITH MY FRIENDS!!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!! www.yellow5.com/pokey https://kolektiva.social/@pokeythepenguin chat.chernobyl.yachts

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · Jul 18

FRIENDS, IT IS NOW TIME!! PLEASE ENJOY MY FIRST ANIMATED ADVENTURE!! IT IS FOR YOU!!!

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THE ANIMATED ADVENTURES OF POKEY THE PENGUIN PRESENTS: THE LAWYERS' LAWYERS

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU JUHO, MINDY, AND CROSSMOD!!! YOU HAVE SLAKED MY THIRST MIGHTILY!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 1d

TEE HEE!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 2d

THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY IS STANDING NEXT TO HIS NEW MACHINE, A SMALL GRAY BOX WITH A BRIGHT RED BOXING GLOVE FITTED ATOP!! THE SMALL CHILD IS ALSO THERE!

POKEY SAYS: BEHOLD, SMALL CHILD, MY NEW INVENTION WHICH I HAVE FINISHED

SHE REPLIES: WHAT DOES IT DO POKEY??

HE SAYS: IT IS A SECRET

SHE THEN SAYS: LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE

HE REPLIES: OK

LATER, AT THE PARTY, THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! THE MACHINE SITS THERE ALSO, AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS APPROACHES!!

SUDDENLY, THE BOXING GLOVE FLIES OUT ON AN EXTENSIBLE LEVER ARM, PUNCHING THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS IN THE FACE!! THE MACHINE ALSO INSULTS HIM WITH A MECHANICAL: HEY....STUPID....

THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS THEN APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY YOU THROW ONE HELL OF A PARTY!!

POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU FOR COMING, MY FRIEND

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 2d

THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 6d

I AM ALSO GIVING DISCORD THE BOOT!! THERE IS NOW matrix.to#/#hooray:mat... FOR CHATS WITH FRIENDS

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 3d

HOORAY!!!!

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d

HELLO PHOEBE!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d

THANK YOU!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d

THE DEPARTURE yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE....POKEY ANNOUNCES: I MUST DEPART

LATER...POKEY ANNOUNCES: I'M BACK!!

THE SMALL CHILD, STANDING NEARBY, DECLARES: HELLO POKEY

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 8d

LET'S BE FRIENDS ON kolektiva.social/@pokeythepen... ALSO!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d

BEHOLD!!! I CONTAIN THE MYSTERIES OF TIME AND SPACE!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 6d

POKEY SPEAKS TO MR NUTTY: HI MR NUTTY! I AM WATCHING MY TELE-VISION MACHINE!!

MR NUTTY REPLIES: SOME DAY, YOU WILL WATCH IT AND SUDDENLY YOU WILL HURL A BOTTLE AT IT!!

LATER, POKEY SPEAKS TO HIS TELE-VISION MACHINE: TELE-VISION MACHINE, I LOVE YOU! DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!

THE MACHINE REPLIES: CONSUMER, YOU ARE ELITIST!

THE MACHINE ABSCONDS!! THE NARRATION STATES: THE TELE-VISION MACHINE HAS LEFT POKEY FOR GOOD. POKEY SHOUTS: HOORJ!

THE MACHINE FINDS A CITY OF LOST APPLIANCES AND SAYS: IT IS A CITY! A CITY OF LOST APPLIANCES!!

THERE, A LITTLE TOASTER WITH A FACE SPEAKS TO IT: I'M TOMMY TOASTER! I'M ADORABLE! LOOK AT MY FACE!

MONTHS LATER...THE TOASTER AND THE TELE-VISION RETURN AND CONFRONT POKEY: WE'RE EVERYWHERE! WE COOK YOUR TOAST! WE SHOW YOUR MOVIES! YOU NEED US!

POKEY REJOINDERS: THANK YOU

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 6d

I AM ALSO GIVING DISCORD THE BOOT!! THERE IS NOW matrix.to#/#hooray:mat... FOR CHATS WITH FRIENDS

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d

THANK YOU TOPHER!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d

THERE IS!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d

I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP

I AM ORDERING YOU TO PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d

LET'S HAVE A BIG PARTY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!!

IT IS THE VERY NICE PLACE!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 8d

LET'S BE FRIENDS ON kolektiva.social/@pokeythepen... ALSO!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 8d

TRULY BEEPATRIX!!!! LET'S HAVE A BIG PARTY!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 8d

TEE HEE!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 8d

POKEY APPROACHES THE SMALL CHILD!! HE SAYS: HELLO LITTLE GIRL MAKE ME SOME WAFFLES

SHE REPLIES: YES

THERE IS A PLATE OF WAFFLES!! SHE DECLARES: HERE IS A BIG PLATE FOR YOU POKEY!!

LATER, POKEY TOSSES THE WAFFLES AMONG THE GRASSES AND FLOWERS OF THE FIELD!!

AND THE SMALL CHILD QUERIES: POKEY DO YOU LIKE THE FLAVOR OF THE WAFFLES?? I ADDED EXTRA FERTILIZER FOR TASTE!!!!

POKEY STATES PLAINLY: EXCELLENT

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 8d

YUM!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 9d

HOORAY FOR PHPBB!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10d

POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey

WE FIRST OBSERVE A DENOTATIONAL CARD INDICATING THE ADVENTURE TO FOLLOW: POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE!!!

PART ONE BEGINS! POKEY FACES THE SMALL CHILD, WHO GREETS HIM: HELLO POKEY

HE RESPONDS: CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M RUNNING A MARATHON!!

SHE RESPONDS IN TURN: YOU ARE EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA!!

HE SAYS: IT IS A PIZZA MARATHON AS HE SHOVELS PIZZA INTO HIS GOB!!

AND NOW, PART TWO!! POKEY AND A RACE OFFICIAL STAND ATOP SOME SORT OF REMOTE PILLAR! THE RACE OFFICIAL DECLARES: POKEY YOU HAVE WON A MARATHON!!

POKEY RESPONDS: HOORAY! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN??

THE WOMEN APPEAR, HURLING TOMATOES AT POKEY!! THE RACE OFFICIAL SAYS: HERE THEY ARE

POKEY CRIES OUT: IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE

SUDDENLY...POKEY AWAKENS IN HIS HOME!! HE SAYS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!

HE STEPS OUTSIDE AND THE WOMEN ARE BACK, PELTING HIM WITH TOMATOES!!

OH NO!!!

THE END!!!!

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