Popehat Name Change Tracker
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We track Popehat's once again frequent name changes. As always, residing rent free in Michael Avennati's head.
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Apologies! Jewish holiday season means I'm offline a whole bunch. Still about a week left... Then back to normal. Will try to catch up if I can but no promises.
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Ah, free speech is causing Trump's droopy balls to itch. Got it.
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So when the President posts insane AI of him endorsing some kind of magic healing thing... Is that bad?
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Ah it's MAGA freaking out over a briefly disabled escalator, also known as "stairs".

Much pants wetting ensued.
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Naming the scary new waterslide at a local amusement park?
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This is how the President of the United States pronounces acetaminophen, which some of his lackeys have determined is somehow responsible for autism.

Funnily enough, this has angered some MAHA folks who wanted them to blame vaccines.

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Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
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Suspending Jimmy Kimmel because MAGA are a bunch of whiny babies is a decision that deserves nothing but ridicule. Hope it hurts their bottom line.
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The Turd in Chief declared war on Chicago. May he rot.
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Maximum word salad, really meeting the moment
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This seems like a very real thing that's totally happening
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And now it's canonically part of Supreme Court lore.
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Tomorrow they'll be ranting about how terrifying the protestors are as an excuse to arrest them.
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Age comes for us all!

(And this is a great double entendre)