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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 14h

No. The Bible specifically says they were all in one Accord!!!!
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 1d

About 70% through the audiobook and having a ball with it. The shifts in focus keep you on your toes. Smaug would totally respect KS in the dragon prison yard!!!!
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 2d

I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫

Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 2d

My little Wonder who somehow is now 12 and 5'5!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 4d

Did you contact 3M for possible corporate sponsorship?

PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 5d

The Bánh mì have completely conquered the Outer Rim!

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🦖 Joseon Derulo @inkdino.bsky.social · 8d

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 9d

A.I. FEET DO NOT STINK!!!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11d

If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.

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Nancy A. Collins @nancyacollins.bsky.social · 17d

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 17d

The only King we need is named Stephen!
READ THE DEAD ZONE!!!
#NoKings
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 17d

I, for one, have always said KG has a lot of balls going after Godzilla that way!!!

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18d

The Red Delicious: the original poster child for enshittification.

In which I review not one, but twoooo of these goddamn things. I do it for you. PLEASE CLAP.

Apple Review #17: Red Delicious Double Feature

Palpatine voice: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Delicious, the Red? That’s right. We’re — er, we’re meaning I’m because you’re not here with me, it&#8217…

terribleminds.com

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 18d

Well, at least they got the "red" part right.
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 18d

Hercules edited the hell out of the Hydra!!! You Got This!!!

a statue of a snake with three heads is in a cave with chinese writing on the bottom right

ALT: a statue of a snake with three heads is in a cave with chinese writing on the bottom right

media.tenor.com

PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 18d

"Women don't like the vehicle."

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 19d

Alas, Bogey has a touch of the Autumn Blues.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 19d

A 3,000-pound, 17-foot-long "DEMOCRACY" ice sculpture is melting away on the National Mall today, a statement from activists and artists on the weakened state of American democracy under the Trump administration.
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

A 3,000-Pound Ice Sculpture Of 1 Word Is Melting In Front Of The U.S. Capitol

“It's time for all of us to resist, speak up and save our democracy before it's too late,” artist Marshall Reese said of his 17-by-5-foot installation.

www.huffpost.com

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 20d

I've followed your work for years with the specific understanding that you were a computer generated Asian lesbian.

PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 20d

The Simpsons is so specifically tuned into media/pop-culture/trends of the moment, you gotta figure at least 50% of any episode from the first 10 years is like trying to decifer a foreign language to more recent generations.

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 20d

And racists worldwide do a group hug! 🖕🤮

PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 25d

Original Bladerunner game for PC.

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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 26d

When local news KATU posted this on Instagram, they had to clarify that the music was coming from the protesters and hadn't been added as editorial comment. 😂

StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 26d

Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.

I ❤️ Portland

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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 25d

Ummmm....Godzilla deserves a far better beer than PBR.