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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 3h

Anal Holes Illustrated 2

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 3h

Temu Tony Zaret

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 7h

Acceptable use case

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 21h

I'm John Balatro, baby!

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 22h

Morgan is short for Morgellon's Disease

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 23h

"John, you have a nasty habit of using @all in your work slack. Try to avoid these spring loaded arrows that are aimed @ all of your vital organs. I'll be here trying to take a quick nap in the meantime."

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 1d

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 1d

had to unfollow Jeff VanderMeer on here because his avatar keeps making me think he's Leh0n.

screenshot of Jeff VanderMeer's bluesky av. it's a little green frog saying "no."

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 1d

Kojima really went to his team and said "spend more on candles."

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 1d

Tweet from swag 900 @ecco401k:

crack is probably better for you than instagram

8:06 PM 5/6/25 174K Views

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 2d

Car is a whole different story. Hybrid is the way, imo.

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 2d

I Will Introduce To You My Huge Tits. 03 105cm / I-cup

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 2d

it's like they took the meme "no one has suffered more than (insert character)" and said: "let's make that into a game."

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 2d

Now playing, first time.

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 2d

I switched to electric a few years ago for blower and mower and they're incredible. Sure, you have to charge a couple big batteries all the time but it's worth it.

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 2d

manifesting this:
gas leafblowers will be made illegal.

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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 2d

listening and learning. thank you gongle

google search for "what type of gasoline should i use in my nintendo switch" with google ai recommending you use type 87 octane regular unleaded.

"You should use the type of gasoline recommended in your Nintendo Switch's owner's manual, which is typically 87 octane regular unleaded. Using higher octane fuel is unnecessary for most Nintendo Switch models and will not provide any performance benefits.
If your engine is supercharged, check the manual as some supercharged models may recommend a higher octane. "
• Consult your owner's manual: This is the most reliable source for information on the correct fuel for your specific model.
• Use 87 octane regular unleaded: This is the standard fuel type for most models and will perform optimally without any adverse effects.
• Avoid higher octane fuels: Unless your owner's manual specifically states otherwise (e.g., for a supercharged model), using premium gas will not improve performance and is a waste of money."

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 3d

I think you might be on to something

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 3d

Tis but a temporary pleasure

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 3d

And some smoked trout for dessert

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 3d

One of the many perks of working from home is making a delicious swordfish lunch for yourself.

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 3d

End simulation.

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 4d

Leave it to the American tech industry to turn the concept of "robot doing things" into utterly repulsive boring shit.

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you. You're right. Even a 20 mile training run was completely different. I probably would have cut 20 minutes off my time if I hadn't stopped for a bathroom break. Now I know more.

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Wife's Husband @porktartare.bsky.social · 4d

Running a marathon was truly a humbling experience. I finished, but was not fully prepared and missed my goal drastically. My training was interrupted by an injury and I spent 4 weeks just healing before race day. Now I know what I need to do for NYC next year and I'm excited to train again.

The hero's journey chart showing that I am currently in "abyss"

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