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Doctor Cucumber

@possumdementhe.bsky.social

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Just a bendy intersex/trans possum attempting to be a hoopy frood. ✡️ e/em/eir Check out pronoun labeler. @pronouns.diy Please stop pretending to know my 'deal', especially the whining about how you think I'm zionist/AFAB without any evidence.

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · Aug 26

I just got kicked off of Medicaid and I still don't even have income yet. The safety net is completely gone and not just precarious.

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · Jul 14

So I asked for help earlier this summer and I've been struggling to actually fundraise, but I'm currently funemployed at least through the end of the summer. I'd appreciate some help. #transcrowdfund #helpsky ko-fi.com/alexmint

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Interopid @interopidum.bsky.social · 1d

Daily Mail “JK Rowling is cancelled again…”

Again? Like she ever was???
The woman who’s doing a fucking TV Show, sell books everywhere and is relayed all the fucking time to talk about her bullshit views on subjects she knows nothing about

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 9h

@bleatssinodai.bsky.social happy birthday!

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · May 21

"Uhm actually you're insulting [word for your demographic that heavily implies you need to be cut up to be 'normal'] by referring to yourself as intersex, DSD is the modern term, which is the medical term by the people who cut you up, and is primarily used on TERF island but we insist to the world."

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Interopid @interopidum.bsky.social · 12h

Oh no I’m apparently so interphobic for…

not wanting to be called a disorder

and not wanting to be defined by a medical term after what the medical system did to me

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 13h

Had some twit on the hellsite claim it "violated consumer rights and was fraud" to have a TOS that explicitly stated what rights were retained by who and forbade feeding into AI.

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah I'm trying to get out from underwater on my loan so I can look at other options.

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 13h

This fucker has the audacity to demand I pay a license fee for free software he doesn't contribute to the base development of(eclipse and pydev).

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 14h

I was worried that was happening to mine lol.

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 14h

Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War of the Worlds really isn't as nice with the new narrators/voices...

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 14h

Liam Nissan

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 17h

Aside from the bullets I didn't buy, I didn't turn up anything particularly exciting beyond a couple small pieces of silver that hadn't had the price updated since spot was in the upper $30s.

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 17h

*pow*

*kicked out of range, thousands of dollars in damage to the tractor out back behind the back wall*

"They're real!"

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · Dec 25

Imma just post a thread of all these types of we gotta memes I've collected

The bad guy from The boys holding a pikmin

"We gotta kill them format of meme"

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 18h

Was trawling pawn shops for flippables(stuff that's sat on their shelves a while so they've cut the price but should be good to go with some marketing) and this one has fucking black tips and tracers, not that it's easy to verify if they're real without firing.

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 18h

A street preacher just told me to kms because I cited Matthew 6:6 at him to tell him to shut up and stop being racist.

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 21h

Work for hire generally applies to employment, not commissions. And yet people seem to think it does when they want to feed their $50 drawing into the slop machine.

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 22h

My expenses are over $600 a month higher than they were last year, but I haven't had a raise in three years.

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 1d

mmmmm slurms

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 1d

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 1d

get the lance.

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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 1d

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 1d

For $5000 you could set up a "birthday/xmas trust fund" that distributes $200+ in gifts a year, if you wanted to do something really fucking goofy and kind of useless instead of setting up a college fund for the recipient.

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 2d

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 1d

I've seen amble and opossums dangling by their teeth before but nothing resembling "jumping".

Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 1d

I was trying to focus on the stuff people are more likely to recognize but it's definitely more of a cat like response.