Helen
@possumhelen.bsky.social
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Helen. Lady in the streets, train wreck in the skeets. Eats garbage, collects trash. She/her.
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Ooooo that would be an intriguing cover!
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This absolute banger, this anthem of angst, this dirge of divorce, doesn't even break the top 100?? Excuse me, but how dare Rolling Stone not share my exact same musical taste?? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
221 | The Mountain Goats, 'No Children'
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Omgggggg! Full circle moment!! Time is a flat donut!
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"You paid $200 for that dog at the shelter?? They normally go for $4,000!!"

I paid with my soul, my friend. She is a demon.
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One thing they don't tell you about having a purebred dog is how many strangers ask if your dog can have sex with their dog.

(my dogs are both neutered.)
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On my walk this morning a guy leaned out the window of his SUV and told me he was "looking for a female for breeding."

He was referring to my dog but still.
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my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"
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It was the most amazing! Thank you for showing us Bellingham and your wonderful face!
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Don’t forget the BORBS!
Two pigeons look at you. One is wearing pants with owls on them.
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You are being SO strong.
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“This is what I know about America: Denny’s is where you go for outside violence, Waffle House is where you go for inside violence” – @dimsimkitty.bsky.social
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YOUR VOTE = YOUR VOICE (it's Far Bear Week)
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The company founded by the guy who testified to congress that ten of his animators were communists, effectively blacklisting them from the industry, did something to repress political free speech? Well, I never!
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This is possibly the most ominous sentence I've ever read, cuz I think legit it's true.
Screenshot of a New York Times article, with the last sentance highlighted: 

"Late on Wednesday, after ABC pulled Mr. Kimmel, Mr. Carr went on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program and described the actions by Nexstar and Sinclair as “unprecedented.”

'I’m very glad to see that America’s broadcasters are standing up to serve the interests of their community,' Mr. Carr said. 'We don’t just have this progressive foie gras coming out from New York and Hollywood.'

He added: 'This is an important turning point.'"
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My personal feeling is that we're too far gone as a country for anything in the Epstein files to matter. Like half the states want to legalize child marriage already.
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This is insane. I am going insane.
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The year is 2028. All TVs have just one channel: Fox News. You can't turn them off, just all the way down. Throw a Thin Blue Line flag over the screen when you want to sleep.
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Meanwhile, a Fox News anchor gets a slap on the wrist for suggesting that unhoused people should be killed. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/b...
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments After F.C.C. Pressure
www.nytimes.com