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Kallisto Keen

@postmpanda.bsky.social

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World's best Tour de France 2022 and 137th best Lego Star Wars speedrunner (she/her) https://www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Sep 9

Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Sep 1

If they think that's impressive, they should check out his work in Jack and Jill

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Aug 20

Nothing but Aerosmith

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Aug 20

Shrimp. Heaven. Now.

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Richard The S🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · Jul 16

Who would you have host MasterChef?

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 20

I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 19

White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 16

People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 16

Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 10

They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 7

We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

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Twitch is the world

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 2

There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 2

It's the only reason we know Sainsbury's used to sell rabbit

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 1

Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Jun 1

We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays

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Boonta Vista @boontavista.com · May 26

Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.

EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man

Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 24/05/2025 · 1h 7m

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Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · May 25

Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 26

I'm assuming you mean romancing Carth

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 26

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 24

You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 18

I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 16

Toydarian Chappell Roan

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 14

Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me:

Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 10

Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips

Kallisto Keen @postmpanda.bsky.social · Apr 7

Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler