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@prairiecrab.bsky.social
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Midwest resident. East coast transplant. Raised conservative, but not without sense. Trying hard not to be a misanthrope. Background in memory of Chloe - the bestest friend and goodest girl anyone could ask for. Dec 1, 2006 - May 5, 2025 🇺🇸 🫘
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I sincerely doubt she can win in GA statewide, so it’s unlikely she has any national appeal broad enough to be the peroxide hair apparent.
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Trump loves to have people in roles who look like they came from central casting. Kid definitely screams mortician and fits the part, if there ever was one.
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The listed ‘advanced imaging’ probably included IV contrast. He was also incredibly erratic and manic in the afternoon presser, so who knows what other injections he received, aside from that and the vaccinations.
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“Multiple attorneys who have examined this case describe it as air tight.”

Which is exactly why they needed to bring in an inexperienced insurance attorney and federal prosecutors outside the district to bring it. 🙄🙄🙄
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If they meet and she brings the medallion along, he’ll keep it like the World Cup trophy.
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So - what’s his problem…? Sounds like the types of girls he’d have in his escort service he’d start for all the right reasons when he sets up shop at the top of Four Seasons.
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Not buying it. 👇

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Apropos of nothing in particular this morning, I've been told that, in essence, there are two things that physicians can't do at the White House medical unit: MRIs and surgeries. Virtually anything else can be done there if you have to or want to.
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He is really rambling today. Whatever they gave him during that ‘physical exam’ has made him high AF and manic.
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You know his server has way more than the minimal amount of flair.
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He had this one earlier, ranting about rare earth minerals. It makes me wonder if he’d use that, plus the tariffs to declare a national security emergency, and justify making the move on Greenland he had threatened when his second term began.
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If you really wanted to undermine the anarchists, just get the Philly Pizza Company serve hot tea. Fans of these guys will understand…..
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He didn’t have a problem with them, funding terrorism at a high level. He just wanted his cut.
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It was part of their price for brokering the Gaza deal that will fall apart before year’s end.
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Hard to take his ‘promising career’ seriously when his Xitter profile pic looks like a goddam senior prom photo.
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Though the main message is about China, rare earth elements, and tariffs, I’d really be concerned for Greenland in the near future.

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Those warm and fuzzy militia types in the northern portion of the state are going to just love this.
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Quite the endorsement, coming from a guy who solves his problems with gravity, nerve agents, and polonium.
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I wrote him after my father passed away Aug 2022 to see if something could be done to help clear the 18 month backlog for Arlington National Cemetery burials. His office responded with a donation request. Dad was finally put to rest in April 2024.

Fuck that guy.
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Maybe her father can use some of his old Yugoslavian Communist Party contacts to make inroads.
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What are the odds he shows up to the ceremony and takes the medal, like he did with the World Cup trophy…?
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The genuine reception he deserves was at the Quantico speech when all you could hear was the dull buzz from the audio system after Hail To The Chief concluded.