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Subterranean Terror of Pretzels

@pretzelnightmare.bsky.social

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Consumer of Soft Pretzels Auntie Ann's #1 Fan RPG Nut & Old Lovecraftian Disciple Blacksmith Beetle-Spider

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Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · May 6

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Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 9h

It's literally the same as Twitter though. I'm seeing the same behavior.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 4d

The only ruthless thing I can think of Goku is when he unintentionally roasted his friends.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 5d

Nope. Pretty much the opposite.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 5d

You know when I thought about AI when I was younger I thought it meant robots. Not fake videos of people using slurrs and having to prove it wasn't them.

Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 6d

Accurate. At least I die halfway through.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 6d

Not unless the movie is The Island of Doctor Moreau and cheering for him.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 8d

If Ciphon was an RPG boss the first fight would be scripted where there's a 5-Turn limit and he stalls and goes on the defensive. Last turn would be unavoidable 9999 or 99999 damage via falling Road Roller.

Cause it's funny.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 9d

Someone had to think of it. Better than just selling cold candy bars

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 9d

Which makes more sense than a damn frozen candy bar.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 9d

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Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 9d

I was originally going to go as Bayonetta again for Halloween but holy shit, did high heels get tougher to walk in? And why is make-up even more expensive.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 10d

☆Slap, slap, slap. Clap, clap, clap☆

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 12d

Honestly expected.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 12d

Spirit. No point in being 200 years old if I'm confined to a chair with multiple pain going on. If I'm a Spirit I can at least haunt people until they go insane.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 12d

Only get one switch.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 12d

If you switch the physical places of two people or objects, what would you pick?

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 12d

Do not fuck pumpkins.

That's how a horror movie starts.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 13d

Spooky season "costume".
Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels)

Credit to Monstatron

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 14d

I'd hire him.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 15d

You know there's people waiting for Travis and Taylor Swift to break up so that break-up album goes hard.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 16d

If the Internet taught me anything it's that October is for putting the spice in pumpkins, November is for getting stuffed on the table, and December is for wanting to fuck a goat or old man who breaks into your house.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 18d

Screw Biceptember. It's Beetlember.

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 20d

When will Auntie Ann's come to Blue Sky?

Subterranean Terror of Pretzels @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social · 27d

Im pretty content with them. Just know I'd probably be blasted for them.