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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 13h

Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop making eye contact with me. I've been on this rock alone for a very long time. #OneLonelyOutpost

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 14h

a.co/d/cJNZzMa 😅😅 well if you have $70....

Amazon.com: Fun World Adult Baby Prez Inflatable Trump Costume Orange : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

Big day tomorrow. See you there. 😘

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

IYKYK. 😁

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

They're from a friend's pinterest, I'm gonna do mine in purple! 😁😁

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

Forget your fears. Become frog. Become frog strong together. #Frogs of #Portland

Three people in frog suits carrying a sign that says frogs together strong

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

Slightly spooky nails. 😍 #nails #ghost #halloween

Nails painted pink and accented with little white ghosts, only a little spoopy

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

They can WHAT now?!! #meme #octopus #funfact

An octopus is flexible enough
to enter your mouth,
navigate your entire GI tract,
and exit your anus

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a cowboy hat is sitting in a crowd of people and says `` you can do it '' .

ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is sitting in a crowd of people and says `` you can do it '' .

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

Oof. Glad you're done with that part. It's a lot to get to that point.

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 1d

This comment right here, officer. Poked me right in the relatables.

PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 2d

Hai. 🐾

Storybook about the best kind of cat being your very own cat and a cat has come and rested his chin on the book as if to say hai that's me ❤️

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 2d

Head down, ass up. I don't know what this position is called but the Tequila said stay down.

Conversation about rage yoga class involving cursing and drinking

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 2d

Between AI slop and the stuff that we WISH was AI slop, the baseline for interpreting reality keeps moving.

Frustrated tired man in a white wife pleaser, he looks so done right now

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 3d

I sweep and I sweep...still dust. Still dirt.

a man and a woman are talking to each other while a man says sometimes when i wipe .

ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other while a man says sometimes when i wipe .

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 3d

Ever have one of those days? #meme #relatable #ewpeople

Gold framed cross-stitch that says please hesitate to reach out to me

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 3d

Absurdism is my default setting. #meme #nihilist #absurdist

"Are you on the spectrum?"
Yeah this one:
Becoming a
nihilist when
everything is
going wrong
Becoming an
absurdist when
everything is
going right

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 4d

How much does a new chimney cost?

It's free.

Because it's on the house. #dadjokes

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera .

ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera .

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 4d

The only bad thing about this man is that there is only one of him. #meme #startrek #picard

Sir Patrick Stewart on a tropical beach in pink swim trunks holding a tasty looking frozen beverage aloft

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 4d

Let's not ask too much of ourselves today. #meme #moth #relatable

i am beautiul
i am smart
i love lamp
and lamp love me

A moth looking into a mirror

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 4d

I've also heard that too. My son's PC is an AMD build with that in mind. 🤔 Weird time to need a new computer with everything at a crossroads.

PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 4d

That is the impression that I was getting from reading everything. I just needed someone to say it out loud for me. Tyvm!

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 4d

My PC is finally giving up on me.

I'm gonna do a new build but I'm on the fence between AMD vs. NVIDIA

Any thoughts about which one to go with?

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 5d

Vibes. #meme #poltergeist #halloween

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PrimalLassie @primallassie.bsky.social · 5d

He's so fine. Just go over and say hi. #meme #pumpkin #jackedolantern

A bunch of pumpkins arranged to look like a really buff dude sitting in a porch rocker

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