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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · Jun 10

My twitter/X account is officially gone and support denied me getting back in. If you're over there, then do not interact at all. Please let the account die by my hands and report it into oblivion.

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 8h

one piece definitely needs more male feedees with such a great cast of female feeders

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 8h

She's SO efficient that Nami might accidentally find herself joining in on the gaining as well.

Unbelievable. Fatsposting about girls when the boys are supposed to be the fat ones?? It's more likely than you'd think.

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 8h

If ROBIN was helping her out too, then all of them would go far beyond island sized lol

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 8h

If nami was just 5% more of a freak, this would more than likely not absolutely happen

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 8h

Being a pirate and being with Nami and Luffy most certainly should've done wonderful things for her waistline if we're being honest.

(Or terrible if you're a scale that maxes out at 350)

problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 8h

She pockets all the money while the cost it takes to feed them comes straight out of THEIR pockets. All thats missing is an even bigger belly-heavy Luffy now to round out the trio (and line her wallet)

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 9h

How could SHE have eaten Vivi if she got THAT fat? Vivi was a twig the last time she was seen!

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 9h

nami starting (masterminding) a weight gain competition between a bottom heavy sanji and top heavy zoro... I imagine this only ends well...

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 9h

viviprey is always a possibility on the table... there's no better way to destroy evidence than digestion after all

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 9h

out of all her male feedees, he's definitely gotta be one of the bottom heaviest, and that just makes squeezing those legs that much better...

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Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 10h

"Jesus fucking Christ, I'm fucking BEGGING YOU. PLEASE take Nami seriously, she is fucking obese. She will eat us all. I swear to god."

"If Nami strong..."
ドン!
"...THEN WHY SHE FAT?"

Massive Mage 🔞 (2/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 10h

Many people are saying (and asking) this about Nami.

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 10h

wheres the mutated offspring of the genderbend disease, the "turn everyone into cute girls and also morbidly obese" disease

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 11h

put a bucket over choppers head probably

or try your luck at killing doc q

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 11h

I wouldn't say its rare or niche (perona esp has less of a reason to do so), but it definitely needs to be drawn more

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · Feb 7

Nami's a growing girl, so her outfits always seem to get smaller by the day so she's decided to try her older clothes on to see what still fits and what needs to go.

Is she donating them? Do you even need to ask if she's gonna pass up on reselling them for extra cash?

(14/19)

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 11h

from "Sanji can't say no" to "Nami WON'T take no for an answer"

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 11h

"Not having enough energy to eat is what we call being sick in the first place"

well sanji, that didnt stop nami

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 12h

something about a brainrotted Nami feeder pushing whoever she wants to just keep eating is UNBELIEVEABLY good, even moreso when shes really pushing the good will of someone like Sanji

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 12h

you know how Sea King's won't go near the Yuda because theyre poisonous? it goes double for Reiju

problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 12h

The real question is if she'd be Level 7 or Level 0, too fat for prison, but not going anywhere so she can be floated on the ocean's surface just outside of it

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 13h

Doesn't matter how toxic his poison gets, either. The more poisonous it is just means it's more caloric going down Reiju's throat

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 1d

What are your underrated/niche/weird One Piece wg brainrot ideas?

and I don't mean shit like "wow Boa Sandersonia is SO underrated" i mean like Ulti being a overly doting sister and forcibly spoiling Page One against his will until he's so lardy he can barely walk

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 15h

People bring up Kalifa force feeding Nami on enies lobby, but have you ever considered:

Kalifa force feeding Vivi at the reverie

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 19h

Nami- "I'll never forgive you, but maybe if you ate the entirety of Whole Cake Chateau's worth in calories, I'd be willing to overlook it just this once" -Schwan

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 21h

She's just doing it for the sheer love of the game (sunbathing), I HAVE to respect the grind

(I say sunbathing because I doubt either of them are gonna stop until the only place he can fit is the deck)

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 21h

Speak your truths if you gotta and can, you arent gonna find a much better place or excuse anywhere else

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problemosolver @problemosolver.bsky.social · 1d

Post them all, don't be afraid to double dip in the comments. I just wanna hear stuff I've never heard before (for better and worse)

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