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he_art_dave 🦃

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Hi, im dave. im addicted to my emotions. that about sums it up thanks for reading. severely dyslexic uneducated monkey Lets be 🧡 friends - rent free https://aquaharmonia.substack.com https://www.youtube.com/@aQ-Os_echo https://ko-fi.com/aqua_harmonia

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 5d

Happy Halloween
😊👻👽🤖😺

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 2h

When I arrived at the Woodstock festival in 1999 to relive one of my greatest memories from my senior year of high school, something went wrong. I got stuck. Cross threading timelines is a sticky wicked game.

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Image of a satirical magazine cover, Woodstock 99.

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The slip left me in this alternate universe. Or maybe it was always this universe and I just finally saw it clearly through the smoke and flames.

A cult of sadistic sycophants had infiltrated America. They were harvesting the young minds of this country, impregnating them with the brainwashed bigotry of self-righteous bloodline superiority wrapped in biblical hypocrisy. Their morals were as deep as a joke about a rabbi and a free ham and cheese sandwich.

Somehow, a boogeyman who prays five times a day became more terrifying than the threat of nuclear war from a country that doesn't have nuclear weapons against a country that stole their nuclear weapons and denies having them. The irony was so thick you could cut it with a settlement deed.

This all culminated in the systematic destruction of seven countries—all in revelation that the cult had enacted the first phase of their century-long plan to bring about the biblical apocalypse. Which, let me be clear, is just a bad plot for a real estate venture and a global currency revaluation from oil to gold and digital assets, timed perfectly before the Antarctic ice sheet finishes melting and catastrophic storms wipe out infrastructure around the world.

And nobody was gonna stop it. Everyone was too busy arguing about potato genitals and canceled children's books while these psychopaths literally planned the end times like it was a fucking timeshare presentation.

Fred Durst was screaming behind me to break stuff, and yeah Fred, I GET IT, everything is already broken, everything is GOING to break, everything SUCKS and honestly this festival, this absolute nightmare of a festival, was the perfect metaphor for the next twenty-five years, and someone just threw a water bottle at my head, and I think I'm having a heat stroke, but I'M NOT WRONG. But I might be trapped in a flashback I don’t want to leave…

What reality are you guys stuck in?

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 2h

accept that last sentence, just those four words at the end and close the case, you are allowed to forgive yourself. I checked with the big boss, and the Judge. its cool. it gets easier to correct mistakes if we forgive our clumsy heart. ❤️‍🔥 from one prosecutor to another, im proud of you too.

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 13h

Well this is not Kermit the frog...

I seem to have miscalculated the download.

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 13h

Stolen memes are a crime michael.

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 14h

Happy V day.

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 14h

The cult of sadistic sycophants
harvesting the young minds of america, impregnating the brainwashed bigotry of self rightous superiority wrapped in biblical hypocrisy, with morals as deep as a joke about a rabbi and a free ham and cheese sandwich.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 20h

the second hand ticks
as my eye lids twitch
i fall while fallen still
a synaptic somniatic thrill
just a tickling trance
of the sandmans dance
haunting the peace i kill

#poetry

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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 1d

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This work © 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 22h

🧐

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 23h

all my pictures are just blurry dots... 😫

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 23h

I got kicked off the low hangers list.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 1d

winter is coming
a well spoken cow has said
Eat the flowers quick

#haiku

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 1d

if they figure out immortality for the rich in time for the current vanity clinging to the bonfire, im reseting the server again.

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 1d

its such a strange
thing
how time relates to space
and
moments slip away
but
forever seems to take
○
like life
the day by day
is on repeat repeating
but never played the same
a wink
a plug
and a beep
○
because its strange to think
its either not or is
your last and final day

#poetry

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 5d

Be safe tonight.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 1d

I had no idea the modeling industry was down so bad in France.

...Im selling my stocks in premium French cigarettes.

For more financial advice talk to a squirrel.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 1d

If you haven't had a chance to see what petty thieves in France look like, dont guard your jewels too close, or else they wont snatch your bag.

I cant afford the plastic surgery before the heist so... im destined to just cheer the dreamers on.

I have no idea if this is legit.

But a man can hope.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 2d

New smoke dropped.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 2d

Feather in his cap
Called it macaroni

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 3d

😲🤣

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Caught us 😭 #slapbass #bassfishing #bassplayer #funkbass #bassguitar #bassist

YouTube video by The Flooks

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 4d

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 4d

Text reads: sit with people who protect your name in your absence.

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 4d

I feel a thin fabric instead of skin, a hollow weight in place of bones.
A restless nocturnal nature
of sticks and feathered stones.
I found more missing pieces
And places wearing bare.
Each bump and creak by day at night, haunts the sleep I wear.

#poetry

he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 4d

365 days to halloween!

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 5d

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he_art_dave 🦃 @producerdave.bsky.social · 5d

Epic. 🥳😻