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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY)

@profjohnsmith.bsky.social

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Dec 28

"I'm John Smith now. I've retired from being the Doctor."

retired as The Doctor

works part-time for UNIT

has a bookstore and lives above it

calls themselves The Professor now

still loves bananas and all life forms

into the #TARDIS

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𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐯𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · Jul 17

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐋𝐚𝐰
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲
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Vlad Dracula Tepes @vampire-god.bsky.social · Sep 10

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ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!
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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 10

John grinned and stood before Dream.

"Dreams are fascinating. Especially the way they shape humanity."

ʟᴏʀᴅ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇʀ @anendlessdream.bsky.social · Sep 8

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴀꜱᴄɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ

The shaper didn't move. Staying completely still.

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

John grinned and circled Dream as they put on their glasses.

"You're beautiful!"

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Nora Smith @vetsnora.bsky.social · Sep 10

Nora Zula Smith 💙🦋🐬

[Veterinarian. Multi Ship with Chemistry. OC. Slow Replies. No Drama. MDNI. 21+. #Visceralscribe]

Roleplays on timeline + in DMs.
Open DMs to roleplay + plot.

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 9

That's his daughter!

Proud grinning. ☺️❤️

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · Sep 9

She's organizing her stick collection.

Even though she's doing that, it doesn't look organized. At least not by size or color or anything that might make sense.

(That's because she's organizing them by how good it feels to chew on them. Which is a completely normal thing to do.)

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* 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐧 .ᐟ @gallantloyalty.bsky.social · Sep 8

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who knows where our 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬 lie?

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* 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐧 .ᐟ @gallantloyalty.bsky.social · Sep 8

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 9

"I do play chess! In fact, I actually played chess against a cyber man once. It was one of my earlier regenerations. The one with the massive chin."
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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 9

"That's true, but there's a new me running around, and he's the one getting into trouble.
I'm retired. I'm merely Professor John Smith now."

Yep. He did, in fact, bi-generate. First time, too.

John grinned and nodded at Death's question.
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𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @deathbeyond.bsky.social · Sep 8

“That doesn’t mean there aren’t a few people that’s still wish to see your head on a platter but, I always simply wait and collect as needed.”

She took off her hat and set it down to the side, taking a seat across from John.

“Do you play chess at all?@

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

John grinned and tipped their head towards Death.

"I am never quite low profile enough. I couldn't help but get involved if I saw injustice and the like. But these days I'm retired."

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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · Mar 28

❝I can always reassemble to fit perfectly for you. Or anybody that decides that I'm of use.❞ ┃ #DWRP

━ Valerie Tyler; The Big Bad Wolf; The Doctor's Daughter.
━ Trigger Warning; Adult themes ahead!
━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

John grinned and tipped their head towards Death.

"I am never quite low profile enough. I couldn't help but get involved if I saw injustice and the like. But these days I'm retired."

𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @deathbeyond.bsky.social · Sep 8

“Oh but I’ve heard plenty about you, Doctor. You’ve given my siblings quite a bit of trouble, especially Destiny.”

She let out a soft chuckle, not really minding it all that much as her job became rather easy, no soul to really claim whenever they die.

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

John grinned and circled Dream as they put on their glasses.

"You're beautiful!"

ʟᴏʀᴅ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇʀ @anendlessdream.bsky.social · Sep 8

ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ

He nodded

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

@anendlessdream.bsky.social

"So you're the personification of Dreams?"

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

@deathbeyond.bsky.social

"I've always wanted to meet you. Never seem to quite get there."

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Sep 8

@anendlessdream.bsky.social

"So you're the personification of Dreams?"

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𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @deathbeyond.bsky.social · Sep 7

“𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚖𝚢 𝚓𝚘𝚋 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍. 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎.”

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ʟᴏʀᴅ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇʀ @anendlessdream.bsky.social · Aug 4

ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ

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𝑴𝒓. 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒂 [New 📌] @demonofdark.bsky.social · Jun 7

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ＴｏｎｙＳｔａｒｋ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ @forgedheart.bsky.social · Mar 18

“Wake up! Daddy’s home!”

🎬 by rimed.1 on TikTok

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Jun 16

"I have a sixth sense for bananas and banana related items."

John grinned at Clara.

𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙖 @felinecravings.bsky.social · Jun 16

they are!

how could you tell?

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Jun 16

Are they banana chocolate chip muffins?

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · Jun 16

Are they banana chocolate chip muffins?

📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · May 16

Soon, they arrived at John's bookshop.
Making their way inside, they led Matt to their TARDIS. Opening the doors, they got him inside and took Matt to the TARDIS' medbay.

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · May 14

"That's good. Just hold on. I'll get you there."
John hauled Matt up as gently as he could and made his way to his bookshop.

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𝓎ℯ𝓁ℯ𝓃𝒶 @redwallstalk.bsky.social · May 6

" 𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾'𝒹 𝒻ℯℯ𝓁 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 . . . ”

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · May 5

"I can help. Don't worry."
John pulled out his sonic and did a quick scan of Matt.
He was in rough shape, but if he could get him to the bookshop, he had his TARDIS there.
"I'm Professor John Smith. I'm going to take you to my bookshop. Is that alright with you?"

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📚 Prof. John Smith 📚 (PARODY) @profjohnsmith.bsky.social · May 5

Wanders past Matt while sipping on a tea.
They see his current state and immediately stop to help.
"Sir? Sir, are you alright?"

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