Quark Bee
@quarkbee.bsky.social
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tired and jaded, here for the cats and the gay stuff Free Palestine
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anyway, this is a still of Günter Schabowski accidentally ending the Cold War during a live news conference
grainy image of the most boring looking middle aged white man in the world, in a boring grey suit, seated at a microphone during a news conference, looking a bit confused in his reading glasses as he looks down at a handwritten note he is reading from
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- it could have ended in a bloodbath, but a lot of the guards were ultimately just ordinary young people themselves

I think that's the key point: ***they saw themselves as part of the same group of people as those they were supposed to shoot, so they chose not to***
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and word spread like wildfire and people just got up and walked or drove up to the border, and the first thing the border guards knew about anything was when thousands of people showed up at the crossings demanding to be let through because Schabowski had said they were free to go
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the whole sequence of events of that day is mindboggling: basically, a government official fucked up on live TV by accidentally saying that a decision to allow free travel taken by the regime was to appy "immediately", when it was supposed to have been implemented gradually
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not only did they not use violence - they ended up lifting the barriers to let people pass, because they were overwhelmed with the sheer number of people, who they recognised as their peers
quarkbee.bsky.social
the East German border police didn't shoot anyone on November 9th, 1989 - despite it being part of their job to use whatever force necessary to prevent people from leaving without all the necessary permits
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(just lemme get my damn reading glasses first)
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nah - what WILL happen is that one day very suddenly all the damn writing on packaging is going to be too fucking small

and the perimenopausal rage will fire up with the glorious power of a thousand blazing suns and you'll gain the superpower of invisibility and together we shall burn shit down
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can't wait for clients to wise up and just replace the "big 5" with ChatGPT right from the get-go

like, if the world is going up in flames I at least wanna see some dipshits cry because they can no longer afford their ski lodges
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no, I haven't followed any of her recipes but her content has reminded me how much I like tofu when it's properly seasoned and then fried until crispy, so I am eating that more often now
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you mean the skinny young German lass who puts cumin, garlic and paprika in literally *everything* and then goes "pepperrrr"?

I quite like her, and some of the food she makes genuinely looks like it tastes good.
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autistic people are going to be next
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literally what I was going to comment, too
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urgh I have only seen like two or three short clips from the oevre of Mr Beast but it was enough to give me a visceral reaction whenever I see him mentioned or pictured - that guy has BAD JUJU and his degree of success genuinely terrifies me
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Why do these people need wizard robes in the first place. It's absurd.
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it's so stupid - like, why is it any more "attention seeking" to choose a name for yourself than to insist that people forever call you whatever unhinged nonsense your Millennial parents came up with in a postpartum state of exhaustion
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fun fact: gripping your steering wheel with your genitals is not only considered a social faux pas, it's also a violation of the Highway Code
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"keir starmer is such a colossal twat."

eloquent and to the point - no notes
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motherfucking Teen Vogue, once again putting all the "serious grown up" news outlets to shame
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I would like to see someone do the maths on the climate impacts of asthma inhalers vs the impacts of car size inflation

people are driving to the supermarket in vehicles the size of literal fucking tanks and you want me to feel bad about using an inhaler that helps me literally BREATHE

fuck off
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powder inhalers are rank
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why? because dipshit investors have sunk a hundred billion dollars into OpenAI and they're realizing they may not make the thousand percent return they were promised so they're now desperately shoving ChatGPT it into EVERYTHING to force it down our throats until we vomit money
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the only acceptable type of "critical embrace of AI" is to put it in a vice that will crush it into dust
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the Open AI CEO is a whiny lil dipshit Nazi gobshite with a face that looks like it just got smacked with a cold dead salmon, no matter how many absurd camera angles he's photographed in