i've been thinking about this for days and finally found the tweet that inspired this

it's almost 2025, can we *please* get some air fryer instructions on frozen chicken finger boxes

my addled brain has probably never set it to the same temp/time

this makes me so depressed for reasons i can't put to words

it feels weird posting the regular content i'd post on twitter ("i am so single and wildly depressed and need to be shot in the face with a gun") here

but we will persevere!

this was a great way to find out the strike ended

Threads is exclusively posts from people who can't tell a story in less than two tweets, and who think good story-telling is emphasizing a couple words for dramatic effect so maybe their mundane stories seem interesting

"MEANWHILE i was minding my business at the ATM (22/)"-ass posts

you're the best

there's an easy way to move my following list over

...right?

Pretty fitting that the last post I saw before twitter went down was the guy from dukes of hazard threatening to kill the president

I am simply not prepared for twitter to be dead

I needed more time

Like....why. Let something be pure for a literal day???

bright lights, big city

Thank you!!

heading home

the sky is a lonely place