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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨

@raccooninthegarage.bsky.social

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🖤📚🛸🔮🖤 Weirdo. Aro. Menace. Pronouns: ze/zir I yap a lot. Mostly about books 👽 ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸👩‍🦽🪶✨ Safe zone. Or GTFO. 🔞Please Current 📚 : The Gentleman and his Vowsmith | The book of blood & roses| paladin's Grace Current 🎧: Brigands and Breadknives

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · Jan 27

Who am I?

✨30+ queer with the tism/ADHD combo 🎉
✨They/them pronouns
✨Lover of plants & my demon, I mean Shiba Inu
✨Fantasy, sci Fi, monster & alien romance inhaler 📚
✨You'll know I'm in the area by the uptick of crows 🐦‍⬛
✨🎶Ghost. Sleep token

I'll probably redo this post like 80xs so there's that 😅

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1h

I think I was also unfairly mad at it bc the plan was to go see TMNT that day and then it changed at the last minute so I just glared at the screen like I could have been in THAT movie 😅🤣 dumb I know

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 2h

Other than the T-Rex joke it was the dumbest movie I've ever had the displeasure of sitting thru in a theater
😅🫣🫣 I know a lot of people like it, it just wasn't for me

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 15h

I just forgot the word for dryer, so instead I said, "the blanket oven" 😅😆

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 17h

Cantaloupe is so disgusting

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 17h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

🍽️Lemon Pepper Pork

🎬Meet the Robinsons

🎶pick a country🤠 song. I probably hate it.

Sam 🌈📚🎧💙🐈‍⬛ @wanderolah.bsky.social · 17h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

Cantalope

H*rry P*tter

Dancing Queen

Alex Larkspur 💛 Queer Fantasy @applesncinnamon.bsky.social · 17h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

Raw Tomatoes (sorry!)

The Nun

Shake It Off

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you!! 🖤🖤

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 20h

If anyone would like to attempt their own, you can find the pattern on Etsy here: www.etsy.com/listing/4345...

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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 1d

illustration of a women with long brown hair and wearing a red dress holding two small dragons by the throat in each hands. the text on the image reads: “in the mood to be fucking enchanted”

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 22h

Can't wait 😆😆😆😆

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 23h

Oo 👀👀👀👀 can't wait haha

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 23h

Thank you! 🖤 He was a lot of work so I'm pretty proud he turned out as good as he did 😅

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 23h

Oo yeah thats been on my list! I need to get more organized 😅

And OoO you should haha

Thank u!

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Oo I forgot about familiar! That's def on my recent tbr adds!

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

I mean even at 30% in I totally get it 😆 my partner and I went to a yarn store today and they had so many sock kits and I could not stop giggling

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

🤭🤭🤭

a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .

Alt: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face saying nope sarcastically

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

a man with his mouth open says " i don 't believe you "

Alt: a man with his mouth open says " i don 't believe you "

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

I'm trying so hard not to get the audio and inhale it. It's been my bedtime book - which is also dangerous- but I am loving it!

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

bookish checkpoint 📝

✧ last book: Hot Blooded by Heather Guerre

✧ current read(s): Paladin's Grace

✧ newest adds to the tbr: The second death of Locke; Year of the Mer

✧ eagerly waiting for: Dead & Breakfast; The Isle in the Silver Sea

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Sam 🌈📚🎧💙🐈‍⬛ @wanderolah.bsky.social · 1d

bookish checkpoint 📝

✧ last book: A Mouthful of Dust

✧ current read(s): Bad Luck and Trouble

✧ newest adds to the tbr: Shifting Gears

✧ eagerly waiting for: Hazelthorn and The Everlasting

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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 1d

bookish checkpoint 📝

✧ last book: wisteria by adalyn grace

✧ current read(s): perils of the past, holly, no earthly sunne

✧ newest adds to the tbr: i found the first three books in the nightrunner series at a used book store!

✧ eagerly waiting for: sunrise on the reaping! (i know, i am slow)

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!!! 🖤🖤

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

He is done 🫠

🎃⚰️🐎🎃

#crochet
#halloween
#sleepyhollow
#headlesshorseman

A crocheted headless horseman with orange pumpkin head, red cape, dark red gloves and boots, a cream billowing shirt under a gray vest with tails. He's standing in front of a gray blanket with Jack o lanterns bats skulls and cats on it

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Okay I've seen people do a tbr cart and never thought I needed one, but I keep forgetting random books I've bought that I really want to read....and I have the cart in the garage sooo....it may be time 😅

#booksky 💙📚

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Well hurry up! 😆😆😆

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✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Oh same!!

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Give me all your recs with knights 🗡️ ESPECIALLY if they're queer 👀🌈🖤

Bonus points if vampires are involved, but that might be way too niche 😅

#booksky 💙📚🌈

✨Raccoon in the Garage✨ @raccooninthegarage.bsky.social · 1d

Just wanted to go to my cute local bookstore.

A straight couple did a proposal with a Sarah J maas book 🤮🤮🤮

Needless to say we put my girl dinner praying mantis sticker back and booked it out of there.

Like couldn't give us a warning or anything? Their friend was setting it up when we got there