Racecarlock
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Racecarlock
@racecarlock.bsky.social
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Oh great, the guy who still gets mad at reporters on his twitter clone is making new super doom bombs.
Collapse of modern society any% speedrun.
The reporter's name is "Ben Penn". Life is amazing sometimes.
They get close, but then pac man gets a power pill and sends them back.
Why don't they make memes out of their own pop culture mega hits, such as (blank)?
You can't trust a Predappio Baggins.
"Try the new border patrol action figure! Comes with racist karate chop action!"
And the names, too. What was this one called, The Xbox Rog X Ally X Xtreme X S X?
Like, I think of amazon when I want something delivered to my doorstep, be it electronic, the occasional carton of goldfish crackers, or nitrous oxide. But that never meant I would ever think "I'd quite like to buy a video game right now, better hit up amazon" unless it's a single game handheld.
I've watched more than a few call of duty campaigns for the explosions, and you have no idea how correct you are. The second game in the modern warfare reboot trilogy starts with a casual use of white phosphorous that's not even brought up later in the story.
He looks like a Mortal Kombat villain.
Man, what happened to good old fashioned home grown american war crimes? Now we just outsource them all.
I know other media outlets around the country are running with "diseased monkeys with COVID, herpes and hepatitis are loose in Mississippi!"

And yes, it makes great clickbait. Those posts have thousands of RTs.

But it's just not accurate. Our factual report by @nickjudin.bsky.social:
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi.

Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.

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It's an "AAAAAAAAAA SCARY MUSLIM SOCIALIST QUICK THROW ALL THE SHIT AT THE WALL AND SEE WHAT STICKS!" difference.
"Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren't having children."

Phoenix Wright: "HOLD IT!"
Danganronpa: Tylenol Happy Havoc
The problem is that you can find centrist billionaires and right wing billionaires, but you can't find left wing billionaires. And, well, guess who runs society through investment right now?
"Rich people's increasing influence over both parties" is such a boring answer by this point, but it's still true. Hell, even if you lose, you still got paid by someone, right? Why not chase the center even when that's not possible to do? You'll be in the Caribbean the day after you lose anyways.
Another right wing propaganda outlet is never good, but I feel like they've started to have diminishing returns after the 500 billionth one. Mostly because they all copy paste the same talking points, and people get bored.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god, you have GOT to watch harry101uk's meet the cores series after the game gets finished. In fact, I'm gonna go rewatch the third one right now.
(Snorts cocaine) Okay, so there's this bear, right, but THIS time he's on psilocybin. And we call him Shroom Bear...
(Stares in 2023 Daytona 500)