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michael
@radplanets.bsky.social
2.3K followers 710 following 9.8K posts
planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐 baltimorean, actually 🦀 not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes ig: radplanets_
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · Jun 26
*takes a cute selfie*
*posts it everywhere*
high angle selfie of a man with brown hair and glasses wearing a blue tie dye shirt
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 3h
yayyyyy $26 🥰🥰🥰
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · Jan 5
another day, another class action lawsuit notice
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 3h
You know, you walk out of McDonalds. You see Chris, and he asks you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because he would never understand
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 4h
bone-zempic
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M@ @outburszt.bsky.social · 4h
have we considered transferring all the republicans onto Government The TV Show and then actually running the government separately? they just want attention and air time and do not actually know or care about any policy like I think it would work very seamlessly.
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 4h
me: oh this is a unique, interesting, and well-researched youtube video!

youtuber: that’s why I’m excited to partner with [gen AI company]

me: *exits video immediately*
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 5h
body by ozempic
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 5h
😦😦😦
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 6h
you should get him a matching one
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 6h
🫥 with an eye patch drawn on
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 6h
is the eye pink? y/n
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 6h
that’s not true they flurr it
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 6h
LOL
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah that’s Jon’s chair
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 16h
oh so now all of a sudden he’s not into it
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 16h
You can close your eyes
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
🪑
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
Not yet. Wanna watch?
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
omfg
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
a minion wearing overalls and goggles is jumping in the air with his arms outstretched
Alt: a minion wearing overalls and goggles is jumping in the air with his arms outstretched
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
I’m sensing a lot of judgmental energy in this skeet
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
I’m not scared! I know it’s stuck in your overalls!
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
i always knew you and chet were related
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 17h
oh I thought the only goal was to get the piss out. I wasn’t aware there was a cleanliness target I also needed to achieve
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 18h
that sounds like work and it’s a friday evening 🙅‍♂️
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michael @radplanets.bsky.social · 18h
hey you added a white border to your pfp!
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