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Ray Jenkins
@ramond.bsky.social
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Distributed systems, databases, networking and infrastructure. Skateboarding, making music, reading and art. Building https://rotel.dev previously: Snowflake, Segment, Librato.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 22d
Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 23d
Bloodborne ass looking dog
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 23d
It required me doing ungodly things.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Aug 4
Yep
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Aug 4
Still recovering from some Achilles tendonitis but getting there.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Aug 4
Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 24
When the kids were young and got sick my neighbor Laura would say “dose ‘em with delsym”.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 12
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 12
Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it?

Oh right, free health care 🤦‍♀️
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 12
Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 11
Thought about jimmies rustling, today.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 11
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jul 7
Never stop euromaxxing
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 29
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 27
Mood.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 27
Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it.

“Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.
Rotel - High Performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector | Rotel
High-performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 26
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/26/a...
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 25
Computer load up Celery Man, please.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 21
Dinner is ready
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 7
CEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 5
Work sucks, I know
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 2
How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 1
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · Jun 1
If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · May 30
I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...
A San Francisco Plaza Was Down and Out. Then Skaters Moved In.
www.nytimes.com
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