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RanchoApocalypto

@ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social

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Lapsed lawyer. Out of practice in four different styles of martial arts. Longtime volunteer in assorted local service organizations. Big fan of the Oxford comma.

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 1d

Shame on whichever contractor took this job. Wonder whether they expect to get paid.

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 2d

so....like...are they trying to whack *another* of Trump's vice presidents?

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 2d

We just missed you! We arrived about 12;40-12;45, milled around until about 1:45-2:00. Really a nice, friendly, joyful kind of protest!

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 3d

He's telling the world that he is literally full of shit.

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 3d

What I don't understand about MAGAs is that they can look at that video and fail to see the message -- that Trump is telling the world that he is literally full of shit.

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 3d

That looks like it was fairly early on in the day. Hubs & I got there about 12:40PM & the crowd was much larger. By then I saw lots of folks taking photos & filming, but none of them were in LE uniform. Spoke briefly to one cop tho, who was pleased at how peaceful the event was...

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 3d

Not from my town's protest; caught it on Fark dot com:

Young male child holding protest sign saying "Trump hit on my girlfriend"

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 3d

I guess abt 500 ppl at my small SW NM town's #NoKings protest. Inflatables, all kinds of costumes & good doggos, light LE presence, good motorist feedback. No counter protestors, just one pudgy white truck passenger yelling a weak drive-by "Trump 2028" out the window. The Steampunk Catrina is me.

Woman wearing Steampunk top hat with goggles, yellow sunglasses, and Catrina face drape at crowded town park

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 5d

"Plot"? Negatory. It's "removing from office" a senator who refuses to represent his constituents.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 5d

My gaydar indicates he keeps his victims' heads in his freezer

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 5d

Ye gods what a vicious, rabid little imp.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 7d

I see a lot of thumbs

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 7d

Why? Complicit.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 8d

Wow, that ear that got "shot off" in that "assassination attempt" sure did grow back well.

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 9d

Its cage is empty.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 10d

"they're hiding exculpatory evidence"

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 10d

Hard to tell from just a photo. You have to tap the bowl with your fingernail & listen to the sound it makes, shine UV light on it to find modern pencil marks, look at base inside & out for signs it was thrown on a wheel, etc.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 11d

Absolutely agree. They're asking to be exempt from basic regulations that apply to everyone else, because Jesus loves him a profit-making venture.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 11d

Is amount of oxygen during firing a factor? Mimbres pottery either stays b/w during firing or fires red/white, depending on more or less O2...?

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 13d

OK, so, to be effective against Meal Team Six and the Green Beignets, all we have to do is lead them on a chase until they develop myocardial infarctions? Which should be [checks math] about 30 meters?....Or do we just keep baiting them with donuts?

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RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 14d

Love it, how Bondi smirks while Graham is (poorly) pretending to be outraged.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 14d

Of course. It's where I'd write my manifesto.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 14d

Looks small, shriveled, misshapen, and discolored, if you ask me....

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 14d

The Epstein issue is minor compared to what's really going on: this is *full-on voter nullification of an entire statewide election.* Right now with Grijalva it's a trial run - soon to be implemented in many, many elections across the country.

RanchoApocalypto @ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social · 14d

You voted away your family farm, Clem, along with the multimillions of federal/state subsidies that your family has enjoyed for generations.