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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

Only rivalled by the ecocide of the Rapa Nui people (Easter Islands): when climate change and over-harvesting caused starvation, they cut all trees to build the famous statues - effectively deforesting the island and accelerating the ecocide.

Except that the ecocide hypothesis was largely debunked.

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

That might explain why Grok is so particularly bad compared to its peers.

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

So good to see the market do it‘s thing… at least ONCE

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe if you buy back your own stock with borrowed money… at 10% interest rate!

„The company failed to make quarterly interest payments on October 15 on its 9.0% and 11.5% Convertible Second Lien Senior Secured Notes due 2030“

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

„The company disclosed it held approximately $74.0 million in cash and marketable securities as of September 30, while carrying total debt of approximately $429.2 million.“

How is it even possible to lose THAT MUCH in investor money, and accumulate half a billion in debt?

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

Volvo is gone as a customer

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

$LAZR

"substantial doubt exists about its ability to continue as a going concern"

no shit sherlock

www.investing.com/news/stock-m...

Luminar Technologies stock tumbles after missed debt payments By Investing.com

Luminar Technologies stock tumbles after missed debt payments

www.investing.com

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

Bitcoin is the dinosaur… no AI fantasy at all, just old plain crypto scam. Bitcoin mining may even compete for power with AI data center.

Not sexy!

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, a significant and very visible blunder by EU regulators.

It should have been: no cookies, guys! That‘s it.

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 2d

Buy the Dip Da Dee Da Dee Da Doh Doh Da Dee Da Doh De Dee Dee…

(not financial advice)

a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background

ALT: a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 2d

I take both even though I rarely exercise. It‘s part of a healthy lifestyle!

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 2d

You‘re too slow

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 2d

Let's all shed a tear for $CVNA bagholders... na, maybe not.

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 3d

I am so excited about $TSLA rising…! The higher the stock, the deeper the inevitable fall… and that‘s when I‘ll make massive profit.

Put a lot of money on the side to implement the short of my lifetime once the stock is ready.

But first we all need to see $500 in this shitco.

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 3d

covfefe, please

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 3d

Time to invest in conductors and isolators then

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 3d

Compared to „no value“ digital crypto numbers, ANY real business, even if unprofitable, looks like a good deal

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 3d

That‘s the AI productivity boost everyone is talking about. Bullish!

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 3d

Of course. Optimus needs to steer the car somehow.

Positive for the company - you need the car AND Optimus Chauffeur for autonomous driving!

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 4d

I do not even have the compute of 1 Nobel laureate in my head but I know this is bullshit

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 4d

Guys, we need to see $500 in $TSLA now! Buy buy buy!

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 4d

It is, compared to its peers

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 5d

Just spot and buy the dip

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Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 6d

In 45 years, we will watch Donald J. Trump videos and think: "What a based, educated and nuanced politician he was, compared to the folks that run this country today."

Ras Funk @rasfunk.bsky.social · 7d

Thing is, climate change can be solved the very same way.
Dig a hole, put the CO2 there, and voilà.

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