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Raygun Mike
@raygunmike.bsky.social
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🇺🇸🪖🇺🇦 Army & Deep State Retiree. Big fan of democracy. Hate fascism & adjacent isims. Boycotting as many Trump supporting businesses as I can. Looking forward to the day my country regains it's sanity. Skeptical_Mike on Twitter (I wont call it X)
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 6h
You say that, but...
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 6h
I wonder what these geniuses would think
if they found a bag of $100,000 Chocolate Bars?
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Kristi Noem has become so enraged
at being mocked by a chicken,
she has offered a large reward for it's capture.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Calling these I.C.E. agents GOONS is accurate.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Colbert is a horrible capitalist.
But in a good way.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Pultzer?
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
All the stores in Portland
should advertise that they're having a fire sale.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Damn!
It's like looking in a mirror.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds like contempt of Congress.
Arrest the MFers who denied them entrance.

#ArrestICE
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
No one should take fashion / style advice from Kid Rock.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Kid Rock still calls himself "kid"?
Maybe he should update his stage name to
"Cranky Old Racist White Guy" Rock.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
People who campaign for the Peace Prize
are undeserving of the Peace Prize.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Trump didn't win the Nobel Prize.
Go figure.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
How do I get a permit for a beverage concession
where the line for the DJT memorial pissoir begins?
I feel it's important that visitors stay hydrated.
Very, very hydrated.🚰

#Trump
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Congress must approve of the deal
since any agreements between the U.S. and Qatar
would have to be formalized in a treaty.

Hegseth can sign all the letters of intent he want's,
but it's still Congress' show.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 1d
Kristi Noem will probably give him a medal.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 2d
So Lord, how would you feel about a little lite smiting
on some very, very bad I.C.E. agents?
If that's too old testament for you,
maybe just change their uniforms into fury costumes?
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 2d
And stop playing video games on your phone,
with the sound on, in the doctor's waiting room.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 3d
It takes a village...of Republicans...to kill a million Americans.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 3d
So proud of Chicago.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 3d
Send in hypno-toad!
a frog wearing a purple collar and a tag
ALT: a frog wearing a purple collar and a tag
media.tenor.com
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 4d
Kinda crossed my mind too.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 4d
Not surprised.
Not one bit.
There are no mentally stable people working for Drumpf.
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Raygun Mike @raygunmike.bsky.social · 4d
Those will forever be the lyrics I hear in my head.
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