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Chris R.

@rchris.bsky.social

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Formerly PopPopInAttic on Twitter. Still a reply guy. Still thinking 90% in Simpsons quotes.

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1h

Bert Guy had a kid and was like, "We need another me out there"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2h

YES

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 11h

Anything that gets Jeff Bridges to say stuff like “biodigital jazz, man” is a-okay in my book

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 20h

Great ranking! Glad to see Part 2 so high on the list - it's the one I have the most fun with during rewatches

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 22h

Paul Simon is a pretty clear #1 for me.

"And she said losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow"

Goddamn, dude...

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

He kept running out Volpe, who went 1-15 with 11 strikeouts in the series - seems kind of embarrassing, but what do I know?

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

It HAS to be a bit...right?

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

The 4th demandment is the two-state solution, brother

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

It's, uh, interesting that that's where his mind first went

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

I cackle every time my GPS tries to say it

"DE-MON-BRE-OON"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

As it's been predictable

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

"Come quick, the 12th floor of Dierks Bentley's bar has collapsed into the 11th floor"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

He and Vance are the smallest, most pathetic little crumbs of men. No beliefs, no self-respect, no charisma. They'd be the ones shielding themselves with their own children in a zombie apocalypse.

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

Cubs are owned by a notorious MAGA shithead family, so they will definitely get an invite

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

The irony at play here is wild, because these same dorks would have been the ones LOSING THEIR SHIT at the idea of a woman pilot. They probably want to prove that she crashed because of woke

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

The best part: He also CLEARLY has a 63 version on under the 62! My man came prepared!

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Of course!

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

She didn't scream or nothing

Lulie Newcomb and Dylan Baker in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

NOT NOW, REAPER - WE'RE DEALING WITH SO MUCH OTHER SHIT

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.

Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.

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💚 Rye 🍁 @ryedog.bsky.social · 2d

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d

Here's your problem: Someone set this thing to "Evil"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d

Nightmare on Evergreen is legitimately creepy, but Homer vs. the Devil is probably the overall best

a cartoon of homer simpson being tortured by a demon

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d

Is Travis wearing a treasure map made by Cabela's?

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d

"I'M FREAKIN' OUT, MAN"