Chris Peterson
@realchrispeterson.bsky.social
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Paperboy, amateur submarine captain, and part-time model.
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Stop giving money to the New York Times. Any money.
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If we beat the Republicans one time, that means they'll quit and we'll reign for a thousand years. We'll never have to vote again.
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That's a weird definition of a journalist. Sounds more like a priest.
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I hear it's so nice they named some town on the west coast after it.
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I understand that people would like the police to sit by and let people assault ICE agents and block roadways to impede traffic (a literal crime under Illinois law) because it's for righteous reasons, but let's be realistic. Letting these protests get violent is not going to lead to good outcomes.
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But I want superpowers, so maybe what I should do is not take my chemo and if I want it bad enough the cancer will give me superpowers.
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I mean, we are still getting a big influx of Californians. It's a part of fabric of the City. And it's still funny to complain about.
But who gives a shit? If you have lived here for a couple of years and act like this is home, you're a local.
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How does one become an experienced bicyclist without spending time riding a bike without experience?
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*hanging out with Patriot Prayer, excuse me. Different gang of violent right-wing scumbags.
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When Andy says ultraviolence, does he mean the time he was hanging out with Proud Boys and they broke a woman's neck?
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Then you haven't been paying attention.
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Again,
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This may just be me, but if my interest was not having Republicans win the messaging war (which it is), I would stop saying that Republicans are going to win the messaging war.
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There is no thought involved. This is just who they are.
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Partners at the elite firms so not represent the average lawyer.
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About time Humpy gets their due.
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In that case, I'll allow it. This is good hating.
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They have 2 already. And it's been six years since the Raptors won the NBA championship.
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Richard Petty is looking rough these days
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The one underneath Congress, obv
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Anonymous staffers familiar with the matter report that it was being considered.
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But if that were true, her shitting endlessly on Dems leading up to the election might have been poorly consdered and selfish. That can't be true.
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You'd think that when "lock him in the dungeon" was the only thing she could think of, that would have been a clue that maybe their options are kind of limited.
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Being able to post .38 Special content is the number one reason I'd like to be 38 again.