When the world laughs at you, make lemonade

Women’s bodies produce arousal hormmones based on the the visual ingesting of a man’s package

The larger the testicles are, the higher her arousal. Though too large and the endocrin system views them as a potential threat

The optimal size should resemble two grapefruits

No real man wears a scarf

Cold is a challenge to conquer in the body, and the scarf symbolizes the draping of penises upon a man’s soul