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Prancer

Prancer

@realprancer.bsky.social

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Santas drunk reindeer Spreading christmas cheer throught the year. Vacancy in stables for mucker outerer. Open to sponsorship deals.. speak to me.

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Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 13d

I’m going to be looking out for posts this season that the boss needs to be made aware of… both naughty and nice.

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 12d

Unfortunately, coal is just too expensive to hand out to naughty kids.
Instead, they get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 12d

We don’t give out coal to the naughty kids any more. Inflation has just made it too expensive. Instead, you get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly.

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 13d

I’m going to be looking out for posts this season that the boss needs to be made aware of… both naughty and nice.

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 13d

Reindeer tacos… that’s… tacos made for reindeer?…
..
Right?

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 13d

I guess it’s time to wake up and start getting busy

*pulls duvet around shoulders and steps out the stable into the snow, to find a tree to cock leg against

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · 13d

So much Christmas
Can’t wait.

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Jul 31

*opens one eye

*BEEELLLLLCHHHhhh

*closes eye

*snores

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Feb 20

Ain't that the truth!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Feb 20

Big bladders?

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Jan 29

We are one twltg.. hic.. telth.. hic.. twelfth of the way to.. hic.. way to christmas.

Just thought you would like to know.. hic.. know that

Anyone got a spare donner kebab hic?
Ecshtra salad

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Jan 28

I made it onto a list?
Woo hic hoo

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Jan 27

Blitzen has just shocked us all!!!
He is giving up drinking!!

He just gave me all his booze as he no longer has a use for it.

Hmm, that bottle of bourbon looks tempting.

Maybe I'll just give it a little try to see what all the fuss is about.

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 31

Top of the nicelist for you next christmas

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 31

Naughty list for you next christmas!!!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 31

It's uncle Dave!!!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 31

We have thought of throwing rudolph on the BBQ many times!!!!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 31

At the north pole, we make fake cheap knock off crap that imitates the cheap knock off crap in China.

How else are we gonna come up with ideas and get it all made in time for Christmas!!!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 24

And don't forget to check the NASA ISS (in-flight Santa's Sleigh) times to see if there are any opportunities to actually see us fly over-head at altitude as we move between locations.

#TrackSanta
#Christmas
#SantaTracker
#ISS
#InflightSantasSleigh

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 24

Oh well, that's us on the way.
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!

See you on the other side.

www.noradsanta.org/en/map

#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

www.noradsanta.org

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 24

Oh well, that's us on the way.
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!

See you on the other side.

www.noradsanta.org/en/map

#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

www.noradsanta.org

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 21

Absolutly THIS

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 21

The most famous reindeer of them all is a dick!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 21

Arbys just got put on the naughty list!!!!

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 21

Not long to go
Just doing a few daily test flights at the moment to get warmed up for the big night.

Remember to leave out those carrots.. although moss is often a nice change

#christmas2024
#santa
#reindeer

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 13

Dave and Geoff?

Prancer @realprancer.bsky.social · Dec 13

You wanna try living with the little f**ker!!!