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Independent portrayal of Dark Cacao Cookie. Parody account. Standard DNI.
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resoluteruler.bsky.social
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"The Jester... One of the Beasts. Have you succumbed to the Beast?"
theancienttruths.bsky.social
"...A lot. Mainly the deceitful jester."
resoluteruler.bsky.social
"Pure Vanilla Cookie. How have you been-"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
resoluteruler.bsky.social
"We are used to such. Power is... Caramel Arrow Cookie describes it as... 'iffy'. The subjects are healthy. They are strong, and proud."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
That would explain it! I do hope you as well as all your denizens are well after such a disaster! :(
resoluteruler.bsky.social
"I have not checked back in... a while. A snowstorm had knocked out power for a time."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
I assume you have not been kept up to date on my posts, so I will so lindlyinform you! I and a small band of supporters have been rebuilding my kingdom outside of the virtual! From scratch!

If anything? I may be putting in more footwork for my kingdom than you are for yours nowadays!
resoluteruler.bsky.social
"I see. Whilst you can take breaks, I cannot. Even without the... care of my subjects, I would not dare rest until my Kingdom, and its inhabitants, are confirmed safe for elongated periods of time."
resoluteruler.bsky.social
"I see. Whilst you can take breaks, I cannot. Even without the... care of my subjects, I would not dare rest until my Kingdom, and its inhabitants, are confirmed safe for elongated periods of time."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
I have found myself skipping my own breaks and forgoing rest to in favor of working on this project of mine, and noticed myself acting quite sour and stern! Just yesterday, I had been sounding quite similar to your mumblings about snowstorms!

That being said, you still need rest! (I do too!)
resoluteruler.bsky.social
"And what transpired to... cause such a change?"
( confusion. )
desertsovereign.bsky.social
@resoluteruler.bsky.social I, golden sovereign, would like to ~oh so humbly~ take back anything I may have said in the past about your tone, grumbliness, and stern demeanor, for I believe I have come to better understand your perspective in these recent months.
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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"Unfortunately, the melting point is too low for it to be suitable. It is why I had set my kingdom up here, in the frozen tundra. It will melt at 32° Celsius."
[ Cacao sighs. ]
"Perhaps I can assist in finding other materials."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
As you may have noticed, there is some SERIOUS construction taking place in my kingdom, and I figured with all the faith you put in it, should it be able to withstand the desert summers, that it would be an excellent accent to my kingdom's golden colors!
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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"Why do you want to know?"
desertsovereign.bsky.social
Ohhhh @resoluteruler.bsky.social!! dear friend of mine!!! Do tell, what is the melting point of the chocolate you use to reinforce those grand walls of yours?
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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[ Cacao does understand the importance, but he simply cannot find time for it . He's always struggled with time management. ]
desertsovereign.bsky.social
Yes yes, that much I understand, believe it or not I also have been tending to my own. Quite busily so.
But finding time to enjoy something and reset yourself for the next task is just as important! Do take care of yourself, my dear friend.
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
You do make a fair point, but must you ALWAYS be so unmoving and resolute?

Us old heroes absolutely NEED to plan some leisure time together, whenever we find a moment of peace.
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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[ Cacao breathes in, then out. His Soul Jam shines brightly. ]
"I must stay. The Wall crumbled in hours the last time it fell. If a Beast attacks, it will fall in mere minutes. As much as I want to, I cannot."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
All the more reason to catch a break before the opportunity passes! Surely your most well-trained-and-honorable know how to handle themselves for a couple of days!
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
desertsovereign.bsky.social
Far too long! You simply must give those frigid mountains a break and come visit!
resoluteruler.bsky.social
4. //Sexuality? They're Cookies. If he were a human, bisexual. However, he is biromantic with no preference.
resoluteruler.bsky.social
3. //His pronouns are He/Him and They/Them, however him being referred to as They/Them is rare.
resoluteruler.bsky.social
1. //Full name is King Dark Cacao Cookie Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom
(decided to include his title as well
resoluteruler.bsky.social
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//Dark Cacao's son, Dark Choco Cookie, is one of his biggest insecurities, given his failures as a father.
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