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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 40m

Bad though innit, farce reaƒlt

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 1h

Thought I'd cheered up a bit about Graeme Souness but then I watched this, brb just sobbing

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 2h

It’s not exactly 10-Minute Apple Sundae-making weather so I should really think ahead, it’s not like I didn’t have advance warning of this heat

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 3h

would love a glass bottle of 9 Springe Cola, the absolute pinnacle of luxury imo

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 4h

I did Metal detecting training yesterday and my Fitbit warned me I was going to pass out.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 5h

Reading about all the times submarines have accidentally sunk Roy Hodgson

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 6h

18 years ago today Greece drew 1-1 with Cape Verde in their opening World Cup fixture.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 7h

I don't give shitty jobs.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 8h

Always great to see a manager having a rummage around his nose in HD. Howard Wilkinson does know he's being filmed, right?

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 9h

Meanwhile, in the Crossminton (previously Speedminton)... Chile are getting regulated by Cyprus, mercy me.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 10h

People are going to break rules but it's baffling to me that Tracy Barlow is getting haircuts like nobody isn't going to notice.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 11h

Instead of getting some bald fraud in from ‘Guildford’ Qatar should’ve just got all these players juicing

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 12h

The graphics should be incredible. It’s an absolute disaster - a real Sega Game Gear/Game Boy shovelware job

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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 13h

EM2804_ wants to help save your local. Buy a £20 gift voucher for your favourite pub, and they'll double the value of it.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 14h

I said creaking men not men in enscrolling

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 15h

Lol I live in my parents house, play Eventing and know how to sail and fence.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 16h

That's too much stoats for a Saturday morning

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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 17h

One of AFC Ajax and Canterbury City will be in the final 🤢

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 18h

Feel like pure shit just want Richard Coles back

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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 19h

My snowflake woke is outraged and deeply offended by Eurasian Lynx and Mediterranean Tomato Salad.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry if I'm not following you back, but my tl is a finely balanced ecosystem and any new content would be like introducing rimsy to Eritrea

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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 21h

E3 leak - a new Medal of Honor: European Assault game, set in Ashley

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 22h

Ross Barkley being replaced by a bloke who was invented by Sky Sports to try and improve viewing figures for their awful Championship matches. So called 'greatest British player of all time', by the way.

Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 23h

Will Attilio Lombardo be the first England manager to reach back to back Semi Finals?

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Rimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 1d

Never contemplated going bald during this crisis until my dad said my hair was like Lethal Bizzle's. Knocked me for six.

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