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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
2.3K followers 950 following 15K posts
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh. Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️‍🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘‍♂️👬 York, UK www.twitch.tv/ristophe
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7m
You should have marched him to the nearest Primark and demanded a change
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 10m
Excellent work here lads
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 22m
You are correct
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
I cant. Ive sold the rights to ITV for a six parter
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
How will they know when its on without a telly?
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Oh the gamiest
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Ok but not during Strictly
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
You ok Graeme?...
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Oh hell. Proper drama.

Go on...
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Oh really? Whats the goss today?
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Doo, doodoo doo
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Its a bloody lovely day to be fair. Hope you have a gudden anorl
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
There might have been, although it was rudely interrupted by 3 hours of dnd
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Its cos Si isn't here and I assumed he was at work.

And im hungover, natch
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Cheers Des'ree
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Oh youll have one of those young farmhands over a hay bale im sure
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
I dont think they would notice if I did tbh
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Sorry to start your day with such torrid drama
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
What do i win?
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
Must be something in the air

Or the bottle of wine i choked down last night
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
I feel I could have still got away with it
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 7h
I woke up thinking it was a work day, and then it wasnt

Good story
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 8h
Will you please calm down? Im still waking up
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 8h
Emmerdale called...they've said the part is yours
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