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riziles
@riziles.bsky.social
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Old person just trying to keep up. At my best, little worse than a beast. At my worst, little better than a man. He/him/his. Art by @detour303.bsky.social
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riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 53m
This thread is dappled in the profound and the absurd. We need some winnowing to separate the guano from the gunpowder.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1h
@oblique.yuwakisa.com , can you put some tokens in the machine?
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1h
@riverrun.quest you up?
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1h
This is the worst thing ive ever heard.
riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 8h
You put this phrase in quotes, but I searched for it online and could not find it. What is this from?
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 23h
s&m's
riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1d
They are deeply profound, but also somewhat nonsensical if you try to think about them too hard.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1d
These are hysterical.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1d
Somettimes I worry that this whole shitshow we are in is just because American men watched Fight club and thought the take away was "dudes rock".
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Glyph @glyph.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d
In light of the PSF's recent loss of an NSF grant and attendant funding shortfall, I will be matching donations up to $5000. Send me your receipts.

Very happy if you've already donated for similar reasons but the point is to motivate *new* donations so be sure the timestamp is after this toot 😉.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1d
This is absurdly easy to do on Android.
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riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 1d
This is the most blueskyismy post that has ever happened.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 2d
Needs more dial up modem sounds.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 2d
Would love to read this, but zero chance I'm giving money to substack.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 2d
He's an autistic kid who is REALLY good at masking.
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riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
Hmm. Its been my observation that the people who are most vocal in their disgust for sexual perversion are not all that opposed behind closed doors. I don't know a lot of ace people, but they seem to be more chill about it.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
To push his anti-gay/anti-women agenda?
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
Because he was collaborating with the Romans?
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
Or... the guy who rose from the dead and makes his followers drink his blood was secretly working behind the scenes to take over the Empire for 300 years because he's an immortal vampire and now controls the entire world. Checkmate.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
*well done
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
Nailed it again. We'll done, void.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
void, that's not necessarily wrong, but the crocodile represents a much more dangerous omnipresent threat. It's a metaphor from a famous story. Do you recognize it?
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
Unfortunately the crocodile is still hunting me.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
My office has 4 analog clocks on the wall showing time in 4 different time zones. One night the ticking drove me mad and I ripped them off the wall and pulled the batteries out.
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riziles.bsky.social
riziles @riziles.bsky.social · 3d
F*ing banger.
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