Jason.
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All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven—'tis gone. Joker DNI. [ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! ]
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He means it's time for breakfast.
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...

Okay, what kind of mattress is ideal?
the-vindicator.bsky.social
It's so soft, molds to your frame, feels like a cloud... It's so uncomfortable
robinwashere.bsky.social
My mattress is FINE. Top quality.
robinwashere.bsky.social
Fine, fine. I'll cover my head with pillows. Do that again.
robinwashere.bsky.social
My mattress is FINE. Top quality.
the-vindicator.bsky.social
You really gotta change your mattress, dude.
robinwashere.bsky.social
Jesus Christ, I'm TRYING TO GO TO BED.
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Grateful for the greeting but can we just. Not. Not be that loud? I'm begging.
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I'm still not over my stolen grilled chicken btw.
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Well, I just got home.
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Jesus Christ, I'm TRYING TO GO TO BED.
robinwashere.bsky.social
📲: surely you don't say that to everyone
📲: the not normal part, i mean
📲: but yeah
📲: the rhymes are also horrendous, i'm about to blow a man's head smooth off
robinwashere.bsky.social
"I don't feel like doing chores today," or to see Yeray do it. "Let's just do takeout."

Jason was too focused on taking mental notes of how Yeray's hand in his to notice that the little kitten had woken up from her nap and walked towards the corner of the room, meowing and pawing the air.
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"Cool," he replied, eloquently. That pulled an involuntary shaky laugh out of his chest. Something was still off, but Yeray's presence helped ease the unsettling air almost drastically.

The past few days had been.. odd, for a lack of a better word. —
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he'd rather have him go and enjoy it. Alone.

Alone?

That's a crowd of people, what if he got lo—

"On a second thought," he clicked his tongue. "I could use a friend."

He really could. Something 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 off. Maybe it was his place. Or himself. He couldn't exactly pinpoint it.
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His face twisted into a frown and he let out a disapproving noise.

"You sure? I mean, sure I got this for half price because, for some reason, Canary herself insisted. It'd be a waste if you, at least, don't go."

He'd miss out on seeing Yeray's reaction to the concert, but—
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📲: this shit is seruous to me, Kyle
📲: *seerious
📲: **serious
📲: fuck
📲: okay, i'm normal, i promise
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"A little bit under the weather, I guess?" he winced. Leave it to him for screwing things up last minute.

"It's a backstage pass though. Maybe, uh, you could go first and I'll... I'll catch up? Somehow."
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📲: more like
📲: a little bit of both, actually
📲: 30 mins or so at the end telling everyone what you read. it's cool if you just want to hang out and talk though
📲: but i'm making everyone read Hamlet next week
robinwashere.bsky.social
📲: lol
📲: i figured
📲: okay
📲: stop by with food, pick a book, and then we're off to book club
robinwashere.bsky.social
📲: sure, parmesan
📲: i'll take your word for it
📲: also
📲: if you have nothing to do the next day, we could watch a movie
📲: only if you want
robinwashere.bsky.social
HOW EXACTLY DOES A CAT DO THAT?

Like... meow meow?
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Cats aren't supposed to do that. I need to get her checked.
robinwashere.bsky.social
📲: sounds perfect
📲: something savory, maybe
📲: baked too much cookies, i'm bringing them tmrw
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This morning Loaf stared at my face until I woke up.

Is she too scared to meow? Is this normal? She's meowing a bunch later on though.
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📲: what are we doing for 30 mins
📲: pre-game?
📲: but like appetizers
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📲: heeey
📲: srry i was cleaning my equipment
📲: anytime before 7 pm would b great
📲: i can wait til 6:30