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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 3m

Your feed is why I have tailgating at an LSU game on my bucket list

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d

I think they were kinda screwed with the Bader and Turner injuries, but I agree they seem to play dumb, and that feels like a need for a new coaching / mgmt approach. It feels like no one says hey Bryce don’t swing at stupid shit like a left-handed Casty. Why it needs to be said is another story

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf is Dart having a baby? Get those people out of there

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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d

a person pressing a bell with netflix written on the bottom

Alt: a person pressing a bell with netflix written on the bottom

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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d

BRING IT HOME TO PHILLY’S GREAT CLIT PLS

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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 1d

Why would you play him at that spot anyway

What a dumb fucking team

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

First time I’ve heard that in earnest since Obama 08

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

You thought these Phillies were going to be near an Erewhon and fail?

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

Pride came a few months late but it’s finally here 🥹

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

The stadium did in fact erupt just not the fans

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

Come on Kyle my brother of Perpetual Indulgence

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

They’re so fucking dumb

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

Now this is the Yamamoto I had on my fantasy team

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

“What did you tell Aaron—“ * CRACK *

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 2d

Why get to the bullpen when you can get to Cancun

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 3d

The most courteous quiet people in SF are immigrants from Central and South America. Fucking robot cars make more trouble here (and get more attention and pay, people pay more to use them than Lyft/Uber)

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 3d

“Fourth wave feminism right man, got that dog in her”

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 3d

Haynes King’s past life

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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 3d

can see this game so clearly and am already addicted

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 4d

I guess we could actually make this in Minecraft? Is that how it works? I am so fucking old

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 4d

Levels include:

See how far you can get in your own house w/o taking your shoes off !
A timed challenge of getting a post-game pod to last < one hr
Battles of wits w/ Bo & Sheil (they pop up at the end of levels like Shredder in the TNMT game)
& bonus gameplay feat. the best food cities in America

robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 4d

I would absolutely play a game where Zach Berman was a playable character, in fact the hero, with @bowulf.bsky.social his final boss.
“Escape from the Podcast 2025: Special Mistress Edition”

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robynshhh 🦅 @robynschelenz.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sure there are people mad at Casty but this is his stock answer and his part of the order is doing fine. It’s the top 3, which includes Harper, The Showman, who signed up for all this. Trea and Bohm have had their villain hero arcs already. “The fans” stuff is tired.