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rodfeathers📎

@rodfeathers.bsky.social

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The once and future lizard king of the Wessex illuminati. Ambassador to wulferhampton. Not quite my real name ;) Leftie, pro-EU retired. Eccentric/mad depending on how charitable you feel 📎

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 6h

In the "real world" comrade but here in wülferhampton I am appealing to Squiggs better nature to help build a new Eutopia of honesty and transparency and all that stuff

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 8h

I hope that put the freshness back

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 8h

If that's a euphemism.......

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 8h

🎶 there's no business like Squiggs business
Like no business I know
🎶

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 8h

Thank the gods I thought for a minute it was too much whisky 🥃

rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

Looks that way

rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

?? The conglomerate that carries out no business in wulferhampton? You are making no sense

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

🤔 but Squiggs would have to import them and store and distribute them within wulferhampton territory...

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

Signed

Reposted by rodfeathers📎

Patrick Seurre @patrick.seurre.com · 10h

@wulfhelm.bsky.social A repost of this would be appreciated. Unfortunately I can't provide a link to the page that shows the actual petition as the website doesn't allow it unless 5 people have signed it.

What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

Not incorporated in wulferhampton, carry out no business in wulferhampton... So how are your fabled stockpiles of spuds going to reach the serfs?

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

So you won't be handing out any potatoes to the serfs

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 9h

Oh I know what it was but I am not deterred from the search for truth and justice, for the benefit of all the honest working serfs of the heptarchy.

Fiat justitia, ruat caelum!

rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 10h

Where precisely? Are you even legally allowed to do business in wulferhampton?

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 10h

And where is it incorporated?

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 10h

In the interests of transparency I am sure everyone in wülferhampton would be interested to see the registered address, previous company names, directors' details, accounts, annual returns and company reports etc etc of , Castle Wülfenstein Group Holdings LLC.

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 11h

Where is this public record?

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 14h

Hello Baker Janice 😁

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 15h

I fart all day- so it is likely 🤣

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 16h

Hi MC 😁

rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 16h

Afternoon Wise Panda

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 16h

odd combination

rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 16h

I hope wulferhampton continues to exist & you are a key part of it for a long while yet.
It provides needed surreal silliness that life could otherwise lack.
Since I am here I have to ask is it you that spooks my lurchers everynight about 30 minutes after I fall asleep or is that some other phantom?

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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 17h

Camellias, according to most authorities non-toxic to dogs.

Just as well as one half of the Lurchers of Doom has decided to rip up THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANT😡

rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 1d

Hope that's not too sore