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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Apr 3

WHY ARE MOST OF THEM MILK!!!?! HOW ARE TENNESSEE AND(!) KENTUCKY MILK!?

Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Apr 3

Perfume after 1995: delight your senses and feel like a happy spring day with notes of sweet pea, cupcakes and warm vanilla

Perfume before 1995: it’s your husband’s wake and this will help mask the scent of rotting corpse, embalming fluid and the indifference you feel towards his death

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Feb 1

Frank and Sadie Doyle of Beyond Belief from the amazing @thrillingadv Clink!
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#frankandsadiedoyle #frankandsadie #clink #thrillingadventurehour #PagetBrewster #paulftompkins #pft #beyondbelief #tal #theyseeghosts #ghosts #fanart

An illustration of a well, dressed men and women clinking glasses, while ghost circle them in the background

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

On a side note, my son spent a big chunk of the movie trying to figure out how the space doctors would give Ponda Baba a prosthetic arm because he is a kind and pure hearted boy

Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

[Final scene]

[Hears music] “Are they getting married?”

“Luke and the other guy [Han] gets a medals for fight the spaceship!”

(Thanks Folks, see you in 3 years when we show it to our daughter)

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Trench fight 2/2)

“Now it’s only Luke Skywalker left, Oh no!”

“Wait, where is Obiwon?”

“Yay!!! Luke wins! He saved that whole kingdom!”

“I guess he [Darth Vader] dies in the next movie”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Trench fight 1/2)

[Porkens dies] “He died”

“So everyone will exploded [in Deathstar] even the garbage monster, awww.” (He was afraid of the Dianoga up until this realization)

“When will the spaceship go esplodies?”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Preparing for the Battle of Yavin IV)

“It’s LAY-ah old guy”

“Why did R2-D2 getting in the plane with Luke?”

“What plane is Luke’s plane?”

“Wait, where’s kenobi??? He just talkeded”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Rescuing Princess Leia from the Death Star 4/4)

(Obi-Won meets Darth Vader)

“Obi-won will win; he’ll put one [lightsaber] in his battery” (oh my sweet boy..)

“If you die you disappeareded!?”

[Turns to his dad] “Obiwon just dieded but then he useded magic to talk!”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Rescuing Princess Leia from the Death Star 3/4)

“What’s a walking carpet?”

(Stormtroopers keep missing Luke and Leia)
“I don’t know why THEY have guns!”

“Princess Leia can shoot very well”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Rescuing Princess Leia from the Death Star 2/4)

(Dianoga/Garbage scene, this part scarred him the most)
[Buries his head in my side] “Cover my ears!!!”

“That was close!”

“That bad guys will have to fix their garage machine now”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Rescuing Princess Leia from the Death Star 1/4)

[Pointing to C-3PO] “He’s very rusty and he’s very scared”

“Was before Darth Vader a good guy?”

“I think some one put that thing [his helmet] and it made him a bad guy.”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(The Millennium Falcon approaches Death Star)

“Is that a planet?”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(The Deathstar blows up Alderann)

“They destroyed earth!!!!?”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(That awful Jabba scene)

“He is speaking Spanish too”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Cantina scene)

“They look silly!”

“I need to get up and dance!” (Dances)

“Who got his armed cutted off, I sawed his blood”

“Oh! It’s the gorilla guy!”

[Points to Greedo] “He’s speaking Spanish!”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(After Luke and Obi-Wan finding all the Jawas dead)

“That’s mean!”

(Luke finds his aunt and uncle dead)

“Dad, there’s was just a serious part. The bad guys kill people! That’s sad!”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(The shot where the stormtroopers find the escape pod and they added that stormtrooper riding a dewback)

“That looks weird”
(NOT WRONG, SON)

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Darth Vader enters the Princess Leia’s ship)
“That’s the bad guy….booooo!”

(Thinking of ways he would stop Darth Vader if he were there)
“I would throw Darth Vader into lava!”
(Husband gives me sly look)

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

We showed our almost 5 year old Star Wars for the first time last night and I have been waiting for this moment since I first found out I was pregnant!!!

Here are some of his observations:

A kid watching Star Wars on the tv at the “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

[Final scene]

[Hears music] “Are they getting married?”

“Luke and the other guy [Han] gets a medals for fight the spaceship!”

(Thanks Folks, see you in 3 years when we show it to our daughter)

Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Trench fight 2/2)

“Now it’s only Luke Skywalker left, Oh no!”

“Wait, where is Obiwon?”

“Yay!!! Luke wins! He saved that whole kingdom!”

“I guess he [Darth Vader] dies in the next movie”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Preparing for the Battle of Yavin IV)

“It’s LAY-ah old guy”

“Why did R2-D2 getting in the plane with Luke?”

“What plane is Luke’s plane?”

“Wait, where’s kenobi??? He just talkeded”

Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Rescuing Princess Leia from the Death Star 4/4)

(Obi-Won meets Darth Vader)

“Obi-won will win; he’ll put one [lightsaber] in his battery” (oh my sweet boy..)

“If you die you disappeareded!?”

[Turns to his dad] “Obiwon just dieded but then he useded magic to talk!”

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Jacqui Ronan Whitehouse @ronanwhitehouse.bsky.social · Dec 26

(Rescuing Princess Leia from the Death Star 3/4)

“What’s a walking carpet?”

(Stormtroopers keep missing Luke and Leia)
“I don’t know why THEY have guns!”

“Princess Leia can shoot very well”

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