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Roonie the Rabbit

@rooniecomics.bsky.social

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Comics about cute animals with big feelings. More comics at: https://rooniecomics.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=account&utm_content=rooniecomics

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · Aug 11

When friends show up and I'm not ready. | More comics: buff.ly/KMlVJla

SKINK: My friends are coming! They'll want to talk! Got to hide! | The skink hides behind a tree as a rabbit and bird walk near. SKINK: (sigh) | SKINK: Why do my own friends make me nervous? | SKINK: Wish there was someone i could talk to about it...

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 14h

There is no helping my headaches. | Patreon-exclusive: buff.ly/70tdXGQ

Comic: "Headache" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

SQUIRREL: I have a HEADACHE. SOUND makes my head hurt. LIGHT makes my head hurt. LIVING makes my head hurt. RABBIT: Have you tried a hot shower? When I have a headache, I- Unprovoked SHOVE! The…

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 19h

My golden life-preserver. | More comics: buff.ly/mwNLURA

LIZARD (thinking): With you by my side, I feel like I can do anything. | LIZARD (thinking): But I don't. Because I am terrified of disappointing you. | LIZARD (thinking): So I can't do anything. | LIZARD (thinking): With you by my side.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 1d

Confidence gets you only so far. | More comics: buff.ly/tDoJY3C

ROONIE: I believe I can do anything. | FLYNN: Despite all evidence to the contrary.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 2d

I got stuff to say. | More comics: buff.ly/kzzxPt4

RABBIT: So I added more jelly, which you'd think would make the sandwich messy, but it didn't! So I thought, "How about honey?" And I- | SQUIRREL: Do you have a point? | RABBIT: No. Not really. | RABBIT: But... I hope to, one day.

Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 3d

Hopefully no one gets me. | Patreon-exclusive: buff.ly/WrOzyub

Comic: "Misunderstood" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

BIRD (thinking): Many great artists are often misunderstood in their time. SQUIRREL: This painting is TERRIBLE. You tried hard, you wish it were better... But you have reached the limit of your…

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 4d

How I cook. | More comics: buff.ly/7vFGbo8

ROONIE: I have two simple rules for cooking. | ROONIE: Use fresh, delicious ingredients. | ROONIE: And cook faster than you eat.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 5d

My outlook is based on historical data. | More comics: buff.ly/VWe81r7

RABBIT: You need to have a more positive outlook on your life. | An EGG hits the squirrel square in the face. | The squirrel falls off the tree. | RABBIT: Actually... you may have it about right.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 5d

Time to get real. | More comics: buff.ly/ag84wW0

SQUIRREL (in verse): Fall trees shed their leaves, And they face reality, Brave and unburdened. | ANN THE TREE: (sigh) Kevin, I'm 45 years old. It's time to get real. I will NEVER be a child prodigy. | KEVIN THE TREE: A prodigy at what, Ann? ANN THE TREE: I don't know. I never had talent or committed or practiced or actually focused on anything. | KEVIN THE TREE: Well, you know... it's all politics. ANN THE TREE: Yes! Yes it is. THANK you, Kevin! THANK you!

Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 6d

Achieve your artistic goals. | More comics: buff.ly/gTPcTvc

A bird stands before a painting. BIRD: I'm trying to capture movement in this piece. | The fox walks over to the painting. | The fox hurls the painting off the bough of the tree. | FOX: Mission accomplished.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 7d

Perseverance is for suckers. | More comics: buff.ly/sYO6phu

FOX (thinking): If at first you don't succeed... | A pause as the fox stares at their violin. | FOX (thinking): Quit and tell no one.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 7d

Just trying to help. | Patreon-exclusive: buff.ly/MeVMapO

Comic: "Game" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

A fox and squirrel sit down to a game of chess. FOX: OK, you go first. But don't do THAT. Do THAT and you'll lose. DON'T MAKE THAT MOVE. FOX: Or THAT one. Or THAT one. Or THAT one. SQUIRREL: Ugh. I…

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 8d

No questions ever, unless rhetorical, and even then, be careful. | Patreon-exclusive: buff.ly/j9uUsEK

Comic: "Why??" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

SPLORT! A squirrel is hit with an egg. SQUIRREL (thinking): WHY?! SPLORT! A squirrel is hit by a second egg. SQUIRREL (thinking): I shouldn't ask questions I don't want answered.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 9d

Best to be safe. | More comics: buff.ly/12JNCUv

LIZARD (thinking): I heard a noise! | LIZARD (thinking): It's probably nothing. | LIZARD (thinking): But I better stay up the entire night and remain frightened for the rest of my life. | LIZARD (thinking): Just to be on the safe side.

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 10d