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Rose Gardener

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Credit Analyst, 📃 Garden Tender 🌷 Baker🧑‍🍳 Cook 🧑‍🍳 most importantly cat 🐈 person also love dogs 🐕 Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 10h

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 4d

Exactly!!! 😳🫣

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 4d

It gives me the chills. Like you want to go swim there but the thought of access through the cave….EEEEE! Add the depth of the water which would be unknown…Yep, big chills

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 4d

Holy smokes what a photo ❤️

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 4d

Love this. This recipe probably can be classified as an economically friendly dish. Lots of flavor and nutrition, hearty, beautiful, easy to make and easy on the wallet. 10 out of 10 🍲

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 7d

We are all but a grain of sand from this perspective. Oh the math indeed!

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 19d

@kafkaesque2024.bsky.social
Thought of you when I saw this.

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 19d

See some of the winning and honored images from this year’s photomicrography competition—and try to guess what each image is showing before reading the caption.

Photographing the Microscopic: Winners of Nikon Small World 2025

Some of the incredible winning and honored images from this year’s photomicrography competition, selected from nearly 2,000 entries. See if you can guess what each image is showing before reading the caption.

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 22d

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 25d

I had to watch it three times. It’s so funny 🤣 The twerking furries get me every time.

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 26d

Noted. Thank you 😊

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 26d

Ok there’s a lot to unpack here but first I have to wipe away tears from laughing so hard
1. Who knew there is a thing called bread conditioner? Does it make the dough all silky smooth?
2. Those biscuits and that chicken 🍗 are on point
3. Ziti is a magician, you have your hands full. 🤣

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 26d

That one looks like the legit real deal too. Not the kit version. I can smell the fumes, hear the roar and feel the rumble from all the way down here. 🏎️

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 26d

The total definition of classic. What an absolute beauty.

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · 28d

He really is a beautiful cat 🐈‍⬛ He’s funny too

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Oct 3

Thanks for the hot tip. 🔥 Outside it will be 🤩

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Oct 2

We have a bumper crop of habaneros if anyone needs some, will ship at no cost. We can’t figure out how to cook them into sauce without wearing a gas mask or triggering a response from local hazmat team

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Oct 1

🤣 They don’t know who they are messing with

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Oct 1

I see the perp brought an accomplice as well.

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 28

So tiny and cute

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 25

Never forget I put socks on the tomatoes 🍅 to keep the rats off of them when they are ripening. I’ll bet pantyhose on a sunflower 🌻 look way cooler than socks on a tomato 🤣

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 19

You are the source I turn to first for climate and wildfire commentary. I truly appreciate your work and know a lot of others do as well. I’m so sorry this has reached you.

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 18

She’s trying to tell you she wants you to take her shopping 🛍️

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Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 15

My husband sees ziplock bags like this in our freezer and wants to know why i freeze garbage. 🤣

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 14

This is text book projection. So blatant to a degree it should be used as a top example to define and explain projection.

Rose Gardener @rosegardener.bsky.social · Sep 12

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